Ladies and gentlemen, the best player in Italy’s Serie A, Zlatan Ibrahimovic. This says more about Italian soccer than all the thousands of words I’ve ever written about the plodding boredom that is the hallmark of both Serie A and the Italian national team. And I say that as someone who actually likes soccer. Just imagine how much more you could hate soccer if you focused on Italy!
On a more serious note, that’s the ugliest chick I’ve seen in a long time.
[AP Photo via Kickette]
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Serie A? Seriously? Jesus Christ, even the name of the league sounds gay.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is the name Satan has on his fake ID.
This is what the offspring would look like if the Chicken Lady from Kids in the Hall and Randy Johnson mated.
i dont want to know where that finger has been.
Kaka
Zlatan’s granting wishes to Josh Baskin.
Weed Against Speed… You are absolutely correct. Perfect analogy. I can picture that giant beak breaking out of the egg.
Tim Burton did a soccer movie?
Banner pic: The number of times to get excited during a 90 minute soccer match.
TRIBAL!
ARMBAND!
TRIBAL!
ARMBAND!
Miroslav Satan > Zlatan Ibrahimovic
On a more serious note, that’s the ugliest chick I’ve seen in a long time…that didn’t teach Gym.
I’d do her!
*And I say that as someone who actually likes soccer.*
You, Sir, have crossed the line!!!
Zlatan is from Sweden.
Isn’t “Zlatan Ibrahimovic” what you trick Mr. Mxyzptlk to say to send him back into his dimension?
That is the ugliest wig I have ever seen.