Hockey’s All-Stars met in Montreal for a wild weekend of skills contests, an All-Star Game, and cheap bed dances at the lewdest strip clubs in all of North America. Unfortunately, the last part wasn’t televised, so I’ve only got the clip of the shootout that ended the All-Star Game. The East ended up winning 12-11 after Alex Ovechkin sneaked the puck past Tim Thomas, who I could have sworn played in the NBA. (EDIT: Luongo, not Thomas. Apparently I wasn’t paying attention to the clip. Shocking, I know)
Hometown Canadiens star Alex Kovalev took MVP honors, scoring twice during the game and once more during the shootout. Twenty-seven other players also notched a point in the game, marking the first time that I’ve known how many players got a point in an NHL All-Star Game.
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Mutha-fuck overtime shootouts. All teams everywhere should play an extra period in it’s entirety for overtime. It goes on until someone is ahead at the end. No. Ties. Ever. Ties are for pussies.
Ovechkin beat Luongo.
Thank God it’s over. I can finally go back downtown.
Ah, Montreal. “(strip club)Super Contact! More contact than the NFL!” – door promoter
HOW CAN 27 FUCKING GUYS NOTCH A POINT IN A GAME THAT IS WON 12-11??? DAMN YOU, HOCKEY MULLETS!
I had no idea what to do yesterday without football. I was forced to talk to my girlfriend. SAVE ME SUPER BOWL!
I would have preferred the title “Hockey All-Star Game Ends In Shooting”.
My favorite part of that game was when zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Y avait-il des Américains sur la glace? Ont-ils été raillés? Non? L’hockey est ainsi bougeoisie.
@Johnny D: It’s pronounced CHOWDAH!! Say it Frenchy!
This isn’t the NBA, Enrico.
It was such a lovely day yesterday without football. The sun seemed to shine just a bit brighter. There’s only 1 more football game right? Then it ends, forever? Please tell me forever.
“Bed dance”, AKA “The best thing anyone has ever thought about or pondered in the history of the universe.”
Jim, every comment you make is some variation of “hockey’s great, the NFL sucks, and I can’t make a comment without racist overtones.”
You need to expand your repertoire or find a new comments section.
This is a sports blog (male) on the Internet (white). I’m surprised every comment doesn’t have racist overtones.
If it makes you feel any better, I used to be a huge Laker fan.
But the NFL DOES suck, so I’m confused. So if you disagree with the blogmaster, you’re wrong? Well at least you’ll still have the other 5 commentors.
But the NFL DOES suck, so I’m confused. So if you disagree with the blogmaster, you’re wrong?
Who the fuck taught you reading comprehension? I just asked for an ounce of wit from a racist one-trick pony. People are welcome to disagree with me.
Your mother taught me orally.
I was all ready to accuse you guys of being a one-trick pony…but then there wasn’t a single “lower ratings than the WNBA!” or “I can’t find Versus on my cable!” joke…so it appears you all have diversified your repetoire. Perhaps I will as well.
(probably not…I’ll just stick to dick jokes)
This was the first NHL ASG I’ve enjoyed since the Lemieux/Gretzky days.
and Jim Jones, you stopped being a Lakers fan to be a Kings fan. You know they’re two different sports right? You can like both.
No wonder you hate hockey. Those announcer are fucking brutal. That was painful to listen to.
/wicked. wicked shot.
Excuse the french accent (announcers).
there was an all-star game? maybe thats why i didnt notice the sabres losing every other fucking game.
wait im confused, if your a man between the ages of 5 and 80 and dont like the nfl…….how do you spend sundays? i will assume when im going to tailgate that the non-nfl fan would be getting ready to suck a whole bunch of cocks?