Comments on: NBA ALL-STAR STARTERS ANNOUNCED

By: Saunders

Saunders — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:36:15 +0000

I can’t stress this enough- *makes wanking motions*

By: Merk

Merk — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:59:51 +0000

@taco – what did you just say?!?! Jason Kapono is a goddam saint! Don’t you dare question Jamario Moon’s defensive ability! I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR FACE!!!!

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:18:23 +0000

No Nuggets? For shame.

By: Taco_JOnes

Taco_JOnes — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:17:45 +0000

Allen, you should see Raptors fans. They’re crazy. If you say one bad thing about their team, they forget that Canadians are supposed to be nice.

By: CMoney

CMoney — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:05:24 +0000

Did I hear “bacon bikinis and jizz?” Today is going to be a good day.

By: Taco_JOnes

Taco_JOnes — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:02:37 +0000

If they didn’t allow pricks in the All-Star, game we’d all get bored watching Shane Battier and Mike Miller.

By: Sex Cannon

Sex Cannon — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:02:27 +0000

Tim Duncan is so boring, he makes golf look like blowjobs.

By: Allan Stokke

Allan Stokke — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:58:37 +0000

There are Raptor fans?
/Seriously, that bacon bikini made me shoot jizz over one of the walls of my cube, I had to pretend like I was on the phone so no one would question me.

By: Merk

Merk — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:52:51 +0000

pretty good write up by Shoals actually. KG is a prick and has no place in the allstar game.

/Raptor Homerism
//Going back to bacon bikinis

By: whowillsexmutombo

whowillsexmutombo — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:52:14 +0000

C-3PO is the best binary protocol point guard in the universe.

/ posting LIVE from the “I am so lame it’s almost funny” convention…