Ohio State led Texas 21-17 with less than a minute to go in the Fiesta Bowl, and I thought to myself, “Wow, the Buckeyes are actually going to win a BCS bowl game. Too bad. It would be way funnier if they lost.” Then the Longhorns converted a 4th and 3 with about 45 seconds left, and Colt McCoy hit Quan Cosby (QUAAAANNNN!!!) for a 22-yard touchdown with 16 seconds remaining to give Texas a 24-21 victory, leading Longhorns fans to make rock ‘n roll devil’s horns and sing “I’ve Been Workin’ on the Railroad.”
Let me tell you, few things on television are as richly satisfying as the crowd shots of Ohio State fans that followed. The heartbreak was so plainly obvious. Buckeye fans really thought Charlie Brown was gonna kick the football this time. You just don’t get to see shattered faith every day. More like once a year. Right at the beginning of January. When Ohio State plays a big game.
Oh, excuse me — not just “Ohio State.” THE Ohio State Unibombombombomwoooooooooooo.
UPDATE: Video below (HT: AA). Gotta love that OSU safety “coverage” with the game on the line.
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Can we just relegate tOSU to I-AA so we don’t have to go through this every year?
This is all well and good, but how did Oohi State do?
This was win-win as far as the schadenfreude possibilities went.
I was originally hating on OSU, but then I saw the repeated shots of the mongoloid Texas player with the red-brown mullet, and he had me hoping for some Texas haterade.
But again, happy to shit on either team’s fans, so it’s all good.
I was hoping a small black hole would open up on the field and suck in both teams and their fans. I was sadly disappointed.
Eat shit, Ohio State!!!
This game was the definition of lose-lose. Two sets of fans that are missed abortion opportunities. I have yet to meet a single person from either Texas or Ohio that is not a complete and fucking total cocktard. Every single one. Ohion with their fucking ‘the’ and Texas with their goddamn ‘big and bright deep in the heart of Texas.’ Fuck you all and may you all fucking die. I agree with OJ but want the black hole to encompass their entire states and all fans throughout the world. Fuck you ‘Hang on Sloopy’ fuck you ‘Hook’em Horns.’ Just a big hearty fuck you all.
Not that I have a strong opinion or anything…
At least now Texas can’t complain that they should have been in the National Championship.
And just like that, I have a new favorite website
As a Columbus resident that doesn’t cater to the OSU machine and their dickless fans, today is fucking tits.
If I wore a sweatervest with a cowboy hat, would that be gay?
Only if you sang the wrong lyrics to “I’ve Been Workin’ on the Railroad”.
win, lose, OSU or Texas… i’d fuck that chick.
Ohio State, the Buffalo Bills of college football.
I prefer the sad trombone website…
[www.sadtrombone.com]
If I wore Under Armor under a short sleeve button down would that be gay
/ my favorite [www.instantrimshot.com]
Yea it’s not like OSU has won 4 BCS bowls or anything. Oh, that’s right, yes they have.
Also, there is no 1-AA anymore, it’s the FCS now.
Maybe instead of talking shit you geniuses should actually go to college somewhere so you could educate yourselves and not sound like idiots.
I’m gonna go back to Club Trillion now. Kill yourselves.
Calm down BigBuckl24. When you loose you have to take the abuse.
Plus everyone hates OSU, so that makes it even more fun!
matthew i can not even begin to tell you how disappointed i am that beyond all the OSU you bashing you didnt find the time time to simply point out the fact on how GAY GAY GAY GAY MOTHERFUCK GAY the texas band is
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i mean…c’mannnn..didnt you see how they just kept putting up the \m/ sign while swaying back and forth like a bunch of homos..and how their was even a black cowboy in the band?
I pee nightly – first off, it is lose, as in, “when you lose a game.” Loose means not rigidly fastened or securely attached, such as “I pee Nightly’s mother had an asshole that was very loose from the constant gangbanging and double anal penetration she got while turning tricks for oxycontin because her kid was a fucking moron who didn’t know the difference between lose and loose.” Fuck you, and i hope you eat shit and die.
Wow. Way to take it to a whole new level cbucks. I think my ears are bleeding.
And I’m fine taking abuse, as long as the abuse isn’t completely false.
osu fans always have the browns and the bengals to look forward to next season.
I love how OSU takes a massive shit during bowl season. Consistency is the key….
Ahhhh yes, BigBuckl24 doing his best to show the douchebaggery of OSUCK fans. 4 BCS bowl wins? Do you even know them? Probably not because like most OSUCK fans you are completely blind and still think your tainted National Title from 02-03 happened yesterday…which you won with everyones favorite college felon – Clarett – and on a BS call by a ref. Notre Dame? hahaha QUALITY win there. Texas A&M from the first year of the BCS? hahaha. Kansas State? hahaha. Go to bed. OR better yet, go light cars on fire on High Street.
mda24 you are adding to the idiotic posts on here by OSU bashers who are blind to how successful our program is. What you forget to mention is that in the ’03 fiesta bowl, Miami also received a questionable PI call on Chris Gamble that placed the ball at the one yard line for them as well, but they didn’t get the job done on four tries to tie the game so the bad call argument doesn’t really work. In the ’06 fiesta bowl we were facing a very talented team that was ranked #6 and beat a top three michigan team and was one “push” away from beating top ranked USC. So yeah it was a QUALITY WIN. The 1999 sugar bowl we dominated a good aggie team that had beat #2 nebraska, #13 mizzou, and oh yeah, a number 1 Kansas state team to win the Big 12 crown. Wow what a horrible win for the bucks. Speaking of Kansas State in the ’04 fiesta bowl, they also dominated a #1 team in the Oklahoma Sooners to win the big 12. I’d like to know which team you are a fan of so I could laugh at the amount of success you’re team has had compared to Ohio State since 2002. But you’re probably a dick rider just like everyone else and love USC.
millbuch3434 Really? You are going to bag on USC and their fans given the shellacking you received from them this year. I have calmly listened to people rail on OSU and those people shoot back, but don’t drag SC into this. I was there in the alumni section and I watched your team get ass raped for four quarters. And don’t give me the Beanie would have changed things crap. At best it is 35-10 rather than 35-3 with him in. Oh and that win against K-State was against a decent team, not a great team. They beat an extremely overrated Oklahoma team that went on to shit the bed against LSU. The win against Notre Dame while impressive is not something to hang your hat on. Notre Dame “almost” beat us? A Loss is a loss either way you look at it. Oh and ND beat a Michigan team that lost Hart in the first quarter and they still barely got by against a team with no running game. Notre Dame is a joke, don’t use them to bolster your resume. Win against Miami=impressive. The rest=not.
No I’m not bagging on USC or their loyal fans who have always been a fan of their program. I’m bagging on the bandwagon fans who jump all over the teams, like USC that win and then hate on our program for a couple bowl losses. I have no problem with USC except of course they beat our ass, they have a great team and coach so there is nothing I can say. I’m not an unrealistic fan of Ohio State, biased yes (isn’t everyone), but not unrealistic. If Beanie would have played that game the outcome wouldn’t have been different, the score however, probably wouldn’t have been as bad. If he is playing the Boeckman pick six probably doesn’t happen since we would have still been focused on running the ball only down 11. It probably would’ve been 28-10, 28-13 something like that, but in no way were we ready to beat SC this year. I just hate hearing people talk about our team like we are all of a sudden not a top tier college football program. In ’06, we had a dominant team who was not overrated since we had already won two #1 vs. #2 contests that year, one coming in Austin, TX. We overlooked Florida and they were determined that night as well as the better team THAT night. No way if we played them at the end of the regular season before we hit the Christmas banquet buffet (haha), that Florida is 27 points better than us. In ’07, everybody likes to point out us losing to a LSU team that was clearly better than us(after we lost a heisman winner, and two first round wide receivers), but they don’t like to talk about the 5 teams that were ahead of us after our season was over. I remember those five teams choking week after week and eventually putting us in the title game by default. We didn’t deserve it, but not many did so why are we the scapegoat for everyone else losing and allowing us to go. Then people laugh because we lose to Texas, a team with a legitimate claim to be the best team in the country, when we had them in a situation no team ever had them in the entire season. Not even Oklahoma had them down with less than 20 seconds on the clock. We were a ten point underdog with a freshman quarterback and we take one of the best teams in the country down to the wire. I have to believe that most people in the country would love to have their team in the positions that we are in, come the end of each season. The other thing that is baffling is why Oklahoma escaped all the national outcry against them, when they lost their ’03 season ender to LSU by 7, then followed that up with stellar performance against SC in ’04 losing by 36, 55-19. Then after an off year they come back to the BCS to lose to Boise State, and then cap that off by getting beat by 20 against WVU. At least we haven’t been THAT bad. But I guess that’s the price you pay when you are a winning program, and if so i can live with that. And with Terrelle Pryor everyone should get used to seeing us in these games, especially in two years.