The two men responsible for burning pro-Cardinals slogans into the lawn of Donovan McNabb’s offseason home in Arizona last weekend were arrested Saturday evening after one of the vandals left behind a box that had his name and address on it.  That’s some solid police work right there.

The two men, Rex Perkin, 37, and Ryan Hanlon, 28, were arrested Saturday around 6 p.m., for using [diesel] fuel to kill the grass in the Philadelphia quarterback’s lawn and leave the messages., “Go Cards,” “Go Kurt,” and “I (heart) AZ.”

Perkin (in the Cardinals hat) and Hanlon were cited for criminal damages, causing an estimated $2000 worth of damage to the lawn.  The dollar total is so high because, honestly, who grows grass in Arizona?  I’ve lived in the desert before, and grass yards are for pansy-ass dilletantes.  Just have a sand yard.  Way less maintenance.  You go out there every couple days and rake the sand so it looks nice — it’s a  little something we learned from the Japanese.  Nice and soothing, like tentacle-themed hentai or groping women on a crowded subway.

[Deadspin]