This video started to make the rounds yesterday, but I was too busy reading up on dead guys’ dancer ex-girlfriends to get around to posting it. Via our friends at Best Week Ever comes this footage from an Alabama high school game in which an 82-foot buzzer-beater by Spain Park’s Jake Lee lifted his team past Clay, 47-45.
“It was the longest one I’ve ever seen and I’ve been doing this for over 25 years,” said Spain Park (10-12) coach Brian Moon.
Funny, your mom told me the same thing. Wait. Hold on. Lemme check… oh yeah, that’s a burn.
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That kid’s gonna get all the Alabama high-school pussy he can handle after that shot.
It’ll feel weird to him, after only “knowing” his sister for all these banjo-pluckin’ years.
why were their no players from the other team down there to rebound?
The video doesn’t show him constantly getting burned on back-door cuts.
This kid would lose to Utah, too.
Too bad neither he nor anyone he knows can read any of the articles talking about this shot.
There’s a “Spain Park” in Alabama? Holy Toledo!
Off-topic. I really shouldn’t have had that egg sandwich for breakfast, let alone two. My farts are like sulfur.
How f’n creepy are the news anchors at the end of the clip:
Male anchor: “Did you see that?”
Female anchor: “Yeeeaahhh.” (rubs butter on her breasts)
Male: “Don’t ever doubt” (puts hand down his pants)
Other male anchor: “Be the ball”
Male: “What? I’m not touching my balls.”
Female: “I am though”
Male: “This is nice.”
Other male: “Yes it is Bob.”
Female: “Now, onto tonight’s weather with Brick Tamblin.”
Male: “Stay classy Helena, Montana”
NO CUMMELS, NO INTEREST! BONG!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!
Kenny Shamrock is consistently cracking me up.