01.08.09 JORDAN FARMAR SURE HAD IT TOUGH
Lakers guard Jordan Farmar is writing a blog for Playboy while rehabbing his bum knee, and in his latest entry he talks about his alma mater (UCLA) and the potentially deadly dangers of being a sports star there. Yes, deadly. A man can drown in poon, you know.
[F]emale fans’ attention is part of the life on campus, and it’s all good. You’re young, you’re doing what you love and you get attention from girls and everyone else, ’cause they all know who you are. So it’s nice when girls give you that attention. But sometimes, the girls and fans can get a little pushy. [...]
Groupies are always part of campus life and it’s something you have to watch out for. Girls used to come to our dorm room all the time, knocking on our door, leaving off notes and propositions. [...]
And you get some invasion of privacy, like I said, they’re knocking on your door, all the time. There’s no secret where you’re staying when you’re living on campus. Most freshman [sic] and sometimes sophomores stay on campus, so they’re the ones getting hit on. [...] Until [you move off-campus], there’s notes and cards under the door, gifts, Valentine’s Day-grams, all kinds of stuff. Girls in the stands are wearing your jersey with writing asking you to marry them. Anything you can think of, it happens.
You mean there’s no shortage of hot, horny 18- and 19-year-olds who ache for you and know where to find you? That sounds awful. Just… awful. Whoa, hey, I just popped some capillaries in my eyes. Who knew you could do that from clenching your teeth?
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JORDAN FARMAR SURE HAD IT TOUGH
I guess those Bruin co-eds had a habit of going back FARMAR!!!
/pumps fist
I suppose all that attention would make it hard for Farmar to attend the weekly Quidditch club meeting…
Hang on a minute while I throw another log on the fire of my burning hatred for the Lakers.
I’m pretty sure I had a bigger problem than Jordan in my Dal U days.
F you and your lame shirt Jordan
Farmar Need A Wife
Once, during a threesome, the second girl wanted more attention. Jordan went on injured reserve for a week due to his mental breakdown.
Matt’s just mad cuz this guy got FARMAR tang than Matt ever did.
/pumps fist, then cock
There’s Farmar interesting stuff than this pile of goat shit.
I wonder if it got awkward when he was fucking a girl and she asked why he had an 8 year old tattooed on his arm.
Matt, to be fair, tons of girls knocking on your door would get annoying, if you were gay like Jordan is.
I’m sure those girls banging on his door and leaving gim notes just wanted to borrow some tampons or other feminine hygiene products from him.
@289: Yeah, especially if she was nine.
If he wants to settle down, he should check out FarmarsOnly [dot] com!
/pumping fist as well
//still searching for Mrs. Morphine
“knocking on our door (trying to get out), leaving off notes (”HELP ME”), and propositions (If you let me go, I promise I’ll…).
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Can someone explain to me why you would move off campus, if this is the case?
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