
Masal Bugduv is a 16-year-old soccer phenom in Moldova rumored to be working on a transfer to Arsenal. He’s been profiled in Goal.com, and the Times of London ranked him #30 on it list of Football’s 50 Rising Stars. Unfortunately for the Times, Goal.com, and other publications that have picked up on the story, he’s an Internet hoax.
We know that Masal Bugduv isn’t real because Fredorrarci did some digging, analyzed the Wikipedia history logs, dusted for fingerprints, spoke to football experts in Moldova, and discovered that Bugduv, his club (FC Tirol), and the Moldovan newspaper that publicized his story (Diario Mo Thon) are all perfectly and unimpeachably imaginary. The Bugduv drama—which included some amazingly specific details about “diplomatic issues” that were jeopardizing his transfer to Arsenal—was a wicked little practical joke, spread by false AP stories.
Fredorrarci suspects the prankster may be Irish, since Mo Thon means “my ass” in a Gaelic tongue. Another key giveaway? Someone actually thought “Moldova” was a real country! What a bunch of rubes!
(thanks to Unsilent Majority)


I love the episode where Jerry can’t remember his girlfriend’s name. “Moldova!?”
My girlfriend, who lives in the Niagara Falls area, thinks this is very funny.
Fucking Europeans are so dumb…I can’t believe they think soccer is a real sport
The other tipoff is that ‘Masal Bugduv’ is an anagram for ‘soccer is for the gays’.
Needs less soccer
Soon, we will find out all that seems to exist, even what seem to be thoughts, may be an illusion.
@Punch:
Also an illusion – the female orgasm.
You mean the twins I fuck every night may not be real?
After some more digging, it turns out that JJ Redick being on the Orlando Magic is also a fake.
What the fuck does Al Pacino have to do with it and is there cocaine involved?
I’m not gonna lie. I didn’t understand every other word in that post, or if there was a typical Uff spin on words at the end. Must have been written by Dennis Miller.
Fag the dog?
So, there is not a Robostitute named Simone? Why do you lie to me cruel world?