One of the stories I didn’t cover as the playoffs started was Steelers kicker Jeff Reed bleaching his hair. Before the season began, he promised the team that he would bleach his hair if they made the playoffs.
Think about that for a second. He promised an excellent team favored to win the division that if they made the playoffs, he’d bleach his hair. Dude, if you want to do it so badly, just do it. Don’t make up BS camaraderie bets. It’s not like James Harrison is in the huddle thinking, “Well, I wasn’t going to give it my all in the 4th quarter of this must-win game, but I really want to see our kicker dye his hair.” Just say, “I’m a jackass and I prefer my hair to look stupid.” People will respect your honesty.
Oh, and Steelermania is taking over the Web. Get your Terrible Towel chocolates and visit Steeler Mexico while you can! In a related story, I bet I can suck-start this pistol.
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A few years ago, he made a bet with some chick that he would take a photo of his junk if Dustin Hoffman wasn’t in Star Wars.
“Terrible towel chocolates” sounds like something Mrs. Drew Magary has to get out the scrubber and bleach to deal with.
What a lucky, lucky lady.
In Messican Dick LaBeau means beautiful penis.
Bud Bundy kicks for the Steelers???
Reed between the lines here, he’s a male gay.
I wonder what color his muff is.
Roethlisberger: “I heard some people bleach their assholes.”
Reed: “Pfft. What am I, a fag?”
It’s like Wayne Static and a troll doll made a love child while listening to N’Sync.
looks like Reed spends a lot of time at the jersey shore during the off season.
“In a related story, I bet I can suck-start this pistol.”
Matt, if you have trouble, Brady Quinn can show you his technique.
I made a similar bet with some of my friends. If a team wins the Super Bowl, I will get ludicrously drunk that night.
I used to bleach my hair.
and by used to i mean was forced to
and by was forced to i mean chose to do so under my own free will.
I have a sudden craving for T.G.I. Fridays now…
andre agassi’s old mullet is laughing at how gay that looks
Is that a lav mic or a penis broach?
is steeler mexico realted to ron mexico? herpes for everyone!!