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01.09.09 I DIDN’T NEED TO SEE THIS

I love me some off-color humor, but even this makes me uncomfortable. Probably because I’m terrified of gynecologists. What compels them to choose that specialty? I mean, I like vaginas, too, but I don’t wanna put on gloves and fish around in them all day. And you know what they say: fat chicks need exams, too.

[Shutdown Corner]

BY: Matt | TAGS: FOOTBALL, I JUST WANNA BE DONE WITH TODAY, NFL

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There are 10 comments about:
I DIDN’T NEED TO SEE THIS

January 9th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

Hugh B. Brown v2.0 says:

The echo in the doc’s voice leads me to believe the young lady may have been “Visanthe Shiancoed”

January 9th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

Weed Against Speed says:

I heard that fat chicks have to provide their own sack of flour for their exams.

January 9th, 2009 at 2:32 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

And once you turn 16, your fingers are the last things that you want to stick in a vagina. Unless you find that special someone that can take your fist. You better marry her.

January 9th, 2009 at 2:44 pm

Allan Stokke says:

Take that you dirty skank whore! I hate you Sarah!
/Cries

January 9th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Punch Rockgroin says:

Put me in coach!

January 9th, 2009 at 2:59 pm

Crapgame13 says:

Darryl Sivad is one of the funniest guys out there

January 9th, 2009 at 3:04 pm

whowillsexmutombo says:

The day you can have your sexual lies overturned after a review is the day I retire the story about me, my 11th grade english teacher, and her multi-orgasmic nympho sister forever.

By the way, did I ever tell you guys about that time I was studying for my AP English exam in 11th grade? I never thought it would happen to me…

January 9th, 2009 at 3:06 pm

Punch Rockgroin says:

I would also like to get a reverse angle replay.

January 9th, 2009 at 3:51 pm

MelGibson says:

He’s the Shaun Alexander of gynos. When he sees a hole, he doesn’t know what to do with it.

January 9th, 2009 at 4:58 pm

Tim was Tim says:

I can’t wait ’til the funny part.

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