01.09.09 HOCKEY, PUNCHING, YADDA YADDA

Writing down full descriptions for hockey fights is tiresome and forces me to learn background information I don’t want to know, so here’s a little breakdown of the roles in this quick and dirty Canucks-Oilers dust-up:

Mattias Ohlund: checker
Erik Cole: checkee
Cole’s teammate Sheldon Souray: puncher
Ohlund: punchee

The most important thing about this video? It’s buying me some more time to put together a sexy WAG gallery for the next post. And it also gives the hockey fans something to enjoy. You know, when they’re not too busy reading The New Yorker and sipping brandy. By which I mean “chewing Red Man.”

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BY: Matt | TAGS: EDMONTON OILERS, FIGHTING, NHL, VANCOUVER CANUCKS

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There are 6 comments about:
HOCKEY, PUNCHING, YADDA YADDA

January 9th, 2009 at 11:45 am

Philly Cheesesteak says:

Somewhere…Larry Johnson is taking notes.

January 9th, 2009 at 11:47 am

Blackcapricorn says:

Can’t I be reading the New Yorker WHILE chewing Red Man? Why do you put us hockey folk in such small boxes?

January 9th, 2009 at 12:04 pm

Jim Jones says:

How about those Kings with a 4-goal outburst?

January 9th, 2009 at 12:22 pm

Vince Mancini says:

Wearing your helmet and visor while you fight? Bitch move.

January 9th, 2009 at 1:27 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

Jim Jones, I have no idea what that means. Perhaps you are describing French nobility or something.

January 9th, 2009 at 2:19 pm

Tom Sellecks Moustache says:

candidate for NHL goal of the year:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX5ffyNoOE0

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