01.07.09 HOCKEY IS ALL BITE-Y
I guess the Sabers and Senators have some kind of intense rivalry, because even as physical as hockey is, you usually don’t see one player bite another, as Jarkko Ruutu — if that is his real name — did to Andrew Peters’s hand last night. From Sabres Edge:
Peters, one of the most gregarious Sabres, had the media in stitches by telling us it was his “texting thumb” that took the bite. “I’m cut pretty good,” he said. “I won’t be able to text message anyone. Now I actually have to talk to people which is kind of a bummer because I hate talking on the phone.”
Man, he’s got a point there. I f’n HATE talking on the phone. And talking to people in person. And any kind of instant messaging. And other people in general. I bet if I didn’t dislike everyone on the planet so much, Peters and I might get along.
Yeah… I wasn’t really cut out for working in an office. People get touchy about getting glared at with burning hatred. “What, why am I fired? I didn’t even tell you how much I hated you.”
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HOCKEY IS ALL BITE-Y
I didn’t know the “Ruutu’s” were “biters”!
/Ace Ventura quote
whoa, whoa WHOA! Did you just make a hockey post without talking about how little you care about hockey?
On the hate scale, you’re now a solid “meh”
Due to the bite, Peters will now have to get a Ruutu canal.
Fuck. That’s not even remotely funny. Sorry — must be the complete and total lack of rain or cold here.
Pauly-well played.
How would KSK’s Hines Ward pronounce Jarkko Ruutu?
I hope uproxx keeps that Cheryl Cole picture up all day long.
Oh and hockey biting.. yeah, that.
Pauly wins, hands down
NEXT!
I call the big one, Bitey!
Needs salt.
Quit deleting my fucking comments or just go ahead and ban me from this site altogether. I can just imagine there is an incredibly long line of commenters waiting to take my place, being that this site probably averages about 40 hits per day.
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