Cardinals running back Edgerrin James, the fading star who will gain 32 yards on 15 carries this Sunday, celebrated Super Bowl week in style: he bought a new Lamborghini for himself (pictured). Cardinals blogger Darren Urban writes:
I made the mistake – because I thought I had seen something written about Edge renting the Lamborghini – of asking Edge if he bought or rented.
“Cash, straight out the door!” Edge told me, before considering that I even had to ask the question. So a few seconds later, Edge, walking with some of his teammates, expressed his incredulity. “Hey, Urb wanted to know if I rented!” Edge bellowed. “I only rent tents and bouncehouses.”
Well, I guess that’s better than pitching tents at whorehouses. The “rentals” there can get awfully expensive.
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Are you sure that Cardinals blogger’s name isn’t Dharrhehen Urban?
what the fuck is a “bouncehouse”?
// I’m whiter than Edge’s car.
I once pitched a tent at a Men’s Wearhouse.
They were having a huge sale the next day.
What are we talking about again?
+1 Ohttoh
I ONLY RENT OLD UFC PPVS AND MIDGET PORN!!!
A fool and his money are soon parted.
bounce house = moon bounce = great place to pick up kids
I find the lack of chandeliers disconcerting.
I’m sure Edge is going to feel strange driving his new car to training camp next season, when he’s the Detroit Lions 3rd-string RB.
It almost seems like this guy is bragging about being a Cardinals Blogger.
Laron Landry is not impressed
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Edgerrin sounds like the model name of a Lamborghini.
Coming soon! The 2010 Edgerrini’s!!!