01.07.09 HE SHOULD PROBABLY KILL HIMSELF
Now, a lot of people are already calling this the worst airball ever. Surely that’s just the usual Internet Shanoffian hyperbole, right? Um, no:
I used to operate the scoreboard for middle school games. I have never seen anything half that bad. -Unsilent Majority
When I was in high school I had a part time job keeping score at rec league games. I’ve seen thousands of terrible kids take thousands of terrible shots, but that is probably the worst shot I’ve ever seen– even worse than shooting at the wrong goal. -flubby
By the way, I’m not really serious about that headline. Suicide is never the answer, unless you’re already old, in which case stop breathing my air. But you shouldn’t kill yourself over an airball, even if it’s as bad as this one. You should just change your name and move to a different state. But if you have to kill yourself — I mean, like, moving is out of the question — then hey, at least you get your own page in the yearbook!
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HE SHOULD PROBABLY KILL HIMSELF
Yeah, well, that kid went off for 23 in the second half. Your laughter only fuels his rage.
And thus ends the basketball dreams of Chuck Knoblauch, Jr.
P.S. UM and flubby had crappier part-time jobs than I did, and I was a busboy.
Yeah, when the Korean rec league is laughing at you, that’s a bad shot.
Mitchell Henderson says “Do it kid, become An Hero”
I think what everyone is overlooking is the rocket-ball layup that follows in the background. In the immortal words of Rip Torn in Dodgeball: “You look like a bunch of retards trying to f### a doorknob!”
I’ve personally videotaped hundreds of little girls basketball games, and even from my poorly lit spot under the bleachers, I’ve never seen a shot that bad
And don’t forget, UM is a Jew.
The real joke here is that the guy admitted that he ran scoreboard for middle school basketball games. Pathetic.
isnt this like 2 years old?
Oh, that pitying female laughter brings me back…
*sobs quietly, reaches for bottle of vodka in desk*
Weak shot…don’t retards had the strength of ten men?
No worries about one bad shot, his future is safe. He signed a scholarship with Billy Gillespie two years ago to play at UK.
No Isiah Thomas signing him jokes?
It is going to be awesome when he shoots up his school.
i’m old, but i played naia ball back in the early nineties. worst airball ever came against HBU, when their pg put up a mildly contested 3 that went wide left, AND OVER THE BACKBOARD. he turned out to be a decent player, but that was the worst airball ever. and he wasnt asian.
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