Good news, I got her a Shuffle for Christmas

Happy New Year!  **makes out with computer screen** Welp, that does it for 2008.  I offer you no retrospective whatsoever and no reflections of any kind.  It was what it was.  I would, however, like to thank everyone for reading, especially the elite collection of ham-fisted mongoloids who make the comments such an integral part of my day.  I appreciate your contributions, and I apologize for being an obsessive-compulsive asshole.  But that’s what makes the site run.

Stick around for more excellence in apathetic sports coverage in 2009.  There are going to be some changes around here — secret changes that I cannot yet reveal — that will SHAKE YOU TO YOUR VERY CORE.  Rest assured, though, that everything will only be done to improve the quality of your daily time-wasting.  I’m looking forward to it.

And now, let’s kick off the New Year in style: with the famous Marisa Miller-iPod photo in the highest resolution available on the Internet.  Oh yeah, it’s gonna be a good year.