If America needs two things right now, it’s more reality TV shows about the Dallas Cowboys and more attention for Terrell Owens. Oh hey, wouldja look at that. T.O. is getting his own reality TV show. **jams scissors into eyes**
The Dallas Cowboys’ controversial wide receiver will star in his own show on VH1 this summer, giving fans a look into his life off the field.
VH1 announced Monday that the series takes place in the offseason, and T.O.’s best friends and publicists — Monique Jackson and Kita Williams — will help him re-examine his personal life. The two will work as “matchmakers and therapists” for Owens.
Matchmakers. Good call. If there’s anything I’ve learned from watching reality shows, it’s that they’re the most reliable way for people to find lasting love.
An insider tells me the show will be called “Playing the Field with Terrell Owens” and will last 8 episodes. Eight long, grueling episodes that will make the NFL’s off-season feel even longer. Can’t wait!
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VH1 following MTV down the cesspool of reality TV.
I can think of 25,000,000 reasons for T.O to do this show.
Actually, I can only think of one: a complete and utter lack of dignity and self respect.
the password is Fidello, by the way.
Fidelio. sorry.
Is it any surprise that his best friends are his publicists?
Well, I hope he finds a nice guy to settle down with.
Thing about T.O. is that he’s gay. Really, really gay.
An insider tells me the show will be called “Playing the Field with Terrell Owens” and will last 8 episodes.
I would have went with “Extreme Makeover: Homo Edition.”
In the last episode, will he really overdose on sleeping pills?
Considering that this is on VH1, I expect him to fall in love with either Brett Michaels, Flava Flav, or Scott Baio.
The original working title was Confessions of a Dropoholic.
god i hope so devang
**jams scissors into eyes**
Matt, since we are talking about the Cowboys here, wouldn’t it be more appropriate to say ***jams scissors into neck***? In honor of one Michael Irving.
Irvin*
FIX YO AXE