It seems crazy to talk about college basketball outside of March and early April, but I suppose it counts as news when the top-ranked team loses for the third week in a row — to the previous #1 team! Wow! Can you believe how wacky sports are?!?!?
Anyway. #4 Wake Forest toppled Duke 70-68 with a late layup from James Johnson, although you can barely glean that from the video, because the mongoloids in the booth are hardly capable of giving competent play-by-play and analysis. Oh yes, that’s right: Dick Vitale is calling a Duke game. You may want to take some preventive measures before listening to the clip, like puncturing your eardrums with an ice pick. You’ll thank me later.
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College Basketball should just get rid of every conference but the ACC and Big East.
@Sports Machine: Good point; after all, those two conferences almost won a championship sometime in the last few years.
And sure…Duke may have lost this game, but they still lead the NCAA in gang-raping black strippers.
I was impressed that Mike Patrick took time out from nibbling on Jon Scheyer’s Jew-cock to call the game.
Duke losing is only good news. Their team bus/plane crashing would be great news.
college basketball this time of year is about as interesting as playing “guess what std paris hilton has?”
Greater news would have been if Vitale dropped due to a heart attack after the game…..”clogged arteries baby!!!”
Hey look Duke is on tv and people are bitching about it. He why don’t we talk about how great the gay cowboy was in the batman movie too.
Douche University. Your tears are so, so sweet.
This year is already a plus with Billy Packer getting sacked. Now, if Duke can suffer from an outbreak of the Black Plague, and Dick Vitale gets crushed by a tour bus, then I’d say this is a good year for basketball.
Vitale doesn’t even have to say anything to hear his disappointment when Puke loses. The inside of his mouth is permanently blue.