GOLFING JUST GOT SEXY, JEWISH
01.14.09
Starey Sheriff likes boobs, hates watermarks
Bar Refaeli is an Israeli supermodel who dates Leonardo DiCaprio, so when Don Chavez pulls candids of her golfing and on vacation that have never been anywhere else, that officially qualifies as a nice pull.
Anyway, there are more photos over at DC’s post. I don’t really have anything to add to this. Probably because “this” isn’t technically a story. Just pictures. So I dunno… I guess I should make some joke about something? Um, I’d like to belly up to THAT Bar. Yeah I got nothin’.
TAGS: GOLF




Are you going to invite your little friend to stay for dinner, Bar?
I’d let her grip my club and by club I mean penis
/yeah, I also got nothin’
Id love to watch those two try and make those drivers disappear… head first
Starey Sherriff likes dudes.
She Israeli hot! I could Gazat her all day!
Your move, um, everyone.
She can wack my balls anytime.
I wonder if her friend’s name is Wang?
Haifa got to find more pictures of her!
I would happily deploy my troops to her Gaza Strip.
No?
Fuck you, creativity.
I would dig her tunnel, and assault her with my Soviet era rockets aka Stalin’s Organ.
I mossad that babydoll nightie she’s wearing is improving my stroke play.
I wish, Jewish you, we all wish we could get with something that hot.
I wish, Jewish, we all wish we could get with something that hot.
Tel Aviv? I’m tellin’ everybody! That chick is hot.
She was probably losing bets on the golf course…”Another bogey? I wonder what that Holocaust me.”
Wow, Bar is tall. Her Palestine-y compared to her.
/reach
I’d totally let her nibble on Meir.
I’d like to shove a dradel up her ass.
(I don’t think I understand this game.)
I’d plow through
/Anyone use that yet?
/Get it I switched ‘played’ with ‘plow’ like what you do in golf
I could Golan and on about how hot she is.
Some days you eat Bar and other days Bar eats you. (either way you win)
Out of five guys that were polled, all 5 Wood have sex with her.
I’d like to putter on her back.
everybody give yourself a round of applause or go jerk off or both it’s a free a country
That babydoll dress she’s wearing is Taylor Made for easy access.
Sorry she’s to skinny, I prefer Big Bertha
/Yes!
She’s welcome to practice her stroke with my King Snake.
@Upstate:
I personally like to give myself a round of applause while I jerk off. Positive re-enforcement drives me wild.
Gotta go. My therapist is on the phone.
I bet the grass on that putting green is longer than the hair on her puss, in other words I’m betting she is totally shaved.
@WWSM, like I said it’s a free country. thanks Matt.
SHOW US YOUR TITLIEST!!
I would hazard a guess that Bar and friends got a little tipsy before taking these photos. Not on a local wine though, they’re too hasidic.
If she would just give me a Sinai would totally call her.
Aw, who am I kidding..she would Negev me the time of day.
Wait, a round of applause and jerking off are different things? No wonder I keep getting thrown out of Torrey Pines!
Bar is a real grinder on the links due to all of the time she has spent in concentration camps.
Replace your divots!
@Enrico – Yeah, those places are a real gas.
That headline is redundant.
Most models are titly, but Bar is the Titliest.