01.29.09 GET ME ONE OF THESE IMMEDIATELY

About halfway though I started getting choked up.

Edgerrin James just rented bought one.

And I thought my wife was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

Okay, no she never has been, but THAT is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

@Punch: That’s what your Mom said.

Also, can one fuck a jetpack? See, I want to.

I bet that this guy’s friends call him, “M-Uff”.

Also Sprach Waterthruster?

I am going to watch this video ten times before I go to sleep tonight in hopes that it finds its way into my dreams.

jesus, I’d even let that thing fuck ME. I am gay for that thing.

Get another guy with one of these for him to fight with, and I just may ask this video to marry me.

I just ate a grape and I….

So THIS is what Zarathustra was talking about.

That would be an awesome way to get around, but every week you’d have to hope there’d be a canal. Or an inlet. Or a fjord.

I thought Mythbusters proved this wasn’t possible. Weren’t they going to shoot the sort-of-hot-but-probably-not redhead off a pier in something similar? Or were those 2 liter bottles? Who cares, I’d probably do her

What an epic WIN.

US Airways wants one of these for each of its planes.