01.13.09 FLORIDA IS A GOOD SCHOOL
Last week’s BCS Championship was the University of Florida’s fourth major sports championships in the last three years, and yet I somehow don’t despise their fan base. Except change “somehow” to “because their co-eds do celebratory pole dances.” Hey, the apartment already has a pole; it’d be a shame for it to go to waste, am I right?
Unfortunately, as great as this is in theory, it actually kind of makes me uncomfortable. To see something that should be so seedy done in a clean, well-lit apartment makes me feel weird. Plus I’m a little dismayed by the way Allie Gator’s routine is technically sound, but lacking in artistic presentation. Or maybe I’ve just been hanging out with the Russian and East German judges too much.
(thanks to Spencer for sharing)
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FLORIDA IS A GOOD SCHOOL
I’d let her dance on my pole
/hi 5
Watching that makes me feel like I’m at the zoo.
Get your mind out of the gutter. I mean I feel like I’m at the zoo because I’d like to have sex with that thing I’m looking at.
Call me crazy, but I have a feeling she’s fucked just about every name on the roster.
Needs more implants.
So she’s flunking out then?
Your move USC band girls
Congratulations, you just moved me one step closer to unemployment.
/desperately trying to stack binders to create a high wall in these damn cubicles.
I am mesmerized. Why I ever went to a small liberal arts school in Tacoma, Washington, is a mystery.
And she seems extremely adept on the pole to be a full-time student. Methinks she pays for her education with those moves.
@Johnny D:
Wouldn’t it be “I thinks”?
You all better be nice to my future sex/hate crimes lawyer.
@WWSM: Maybe. I can’t say I’m perfectly fluent in Shakespearean English.
Is that what strippers look like in the daytime? Without a bloody nose and duct tape handcuffs in the back of my trunk?
This changes everything.
in a tournament system, this might be a Utah girl dancing. Where are you BCS haters now?
I was uncomfortable watching this too. My pants seem to have gotten tighter.
I’m glad Alabama didn’t win. When I see “Crimson Tide” on a girl’s underwear it seems like a bad time to sex her.
She’s not impressing me with her letter-forming dances. She’s totally not spelling G-A-T-O-R-S at the beginning.
She already does it for a living, so why can’t she take the top off or at least the name of the club she works at….?
Hey sports fans…this is my video that I made FOR FUN. I’m not a stripper, but I pole dance for exercise and for fun. I graduated from UF in 2005 and think it’s great to be a Florida Gator. So for all you haters out there - thanks for watching my video ;]
so allie, what club “don’t” you work at?
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