Last week’s BCS Championship was the University of Florida’s fourth major sports championships in the last three years, and yet I somehow don’t despise their fan base.   Except change “somehow” to “because their co-eds do celebratory pole dances.”  Hey, the apartment already has a pole; it’d be a shame for it to go to waste, am I right?

Unfortunately, as great as this is in theory, it actually kind of makes me uncomfortable. To see something that should be so seedy done in a clean, well-lit apartment makes me feel weird.  Plus I’m a little dismayed by the way Allie Gator’s routine is technically sound, but lacking in artistic presentation.  Or maybe I’ve just been hanging out with the Russian and East German judges too much.

(thanks to Spencer for sharing)