Also excited: Jesus
Florida beat Oklahoma 24-14 in the BCS Championship Game last night, cementing its status as the best non-undefeated team in the nation, which equates to a national championship this year. Sorry, Utah. Try not being in Utah, you’ll get some more respect.
Maybe I’m the only one who doesn’t care that the Sooners’ streak of 60-point games stopped, but I actually enjoyed seeing an evenly matched game with defensive stops and a couple turnovers (the Gators’ two goal-line stands were the difference in the game). The only problem I had with the game was the announcers, Thom Brennaman and Charles Davis. Here’s a sample of the commentary:
Brennaman: …and Tim Tebow is just putting this team on his back. What an amazing leader!
Davis: I’m even more impressed by the person he is, Thom.
Brennaman: And such a considerate lover.
I couldn’t stand it, and I like Tebow. I can’t imagine what it must have been like for Oklahoma fans. Their malformed, shrunken brains must have been so angry! More photos, links, video, and commentator screw-ups after the jump.
- Above is the video (from Awful Announcing) of the most egregious of Brennaman’s and Davis’s screw-ups: their inability to tell the difference between downs, for minutes on end during a goal-line stand, without anyone correcting them.
- FanIQ celebrates the Gators’ win with pictures of Florida’s other talent
- RealClearSports lists all the shitty puns across the various news services. “Chompions? Promote that editor!”
- And Every Day Should Be Saturday on the win:
Glory. It is fleeting. It dies almost as soon as it is born, and a moment’s thought can make it evaporate into the cold vapor of the existence. Thus, strike all thought: there are fireworks, and the air, and the irresistible urge to loll in the moment though you know there are flights to catch, work to do, and calls to make.
Forget them all. This is glory. Grab it while you may.
(Photo below left from EDSBS, other two are Getty Images)





I found it very amusing when the announcers blamed the Oklahoma player for Tebow’s unsportsmanlike penalty at the end. I only watched 10 minutes of the game and the unabashed fellating was painful.
I didn’t watch a single minute of this shitty game.
Flyers were on.
Tebow has never made a mistake in his life. He is the holy spirit and I want to ride that donkey.
[farm4.static.flickr.com]
AS A UF GRAD (did I ever mention that? No? Huh. Seems that’s something I would’ve mentioned before,) even I found the Fox tongue-job awkward. I expect this from CBS’ SEC crew, but, dear God, I expected more professionalism from the people who bring us a 3-hour NFL pre-game show prominently featuring Terry Bradshaw.
God they were awful, please bow out Fox and let ABC/ESPN do the games
Tim Tebow did mission work?? Get the F out of here, why didnt someone profile this sooner?!?!?
That was great when they announced that OU was “gonna go for it” on 3rd and goal.
God, Tebow’s spooge must taste like rainbows the way they were blowing him. I turned it off after the half.
And whoever came up with the idea for the reverse play clock/up to the line clock needs to be taken out back and shot in the head
THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT WAS FUCKING AWFUL!
TIM TEBOW SAVED MY SOUL, AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY FUCKING TSHIRT! AT LEAST FUCKING HOMELESS PEOPLE IN FUCKING HONDURAS ARE WEARING COOL “OKLAHOMA NATIONAL CHAMPIONS” SHIRTS RIGHT NOW! FUCK!
The real winner?
Tim Tebow’s girlfriend’s bra.
Somebody get a camera shot of that camera! God you suck, Fox.
TEBOW 3:16 SAYS “I WANT TO LICK YOUR ASS!”
FYI:
If I ever put on eye-black, I’m going to write “Pauly” on the right and “69 4 LIFE” on the left.
He’s a great player, he’s a better leader, he’s a better man,he’s inspirational. STFU. I’ll tell you what he is; a fourth round draftpick.
Tebow’s urine can be made into a tincture that cures baby cancer.
I was just thankful that the wonderful people at Fox kept telling me that American Idol was coming back on Tuesday. That is way more important.
I felt rooked that Cherry didn’t utilize “Giving him the business” at least once for the unsportsmanlike penalty
Now that the 3rd place game is done, when do Utah and USC meet for the national chmapionship?
Tim Tebow holds the cure to AIDS within his kiss.
Fox’s coverage did suck hard core last night, but they totally redeemed themselves when they decided to show that fat band chick crying after the game. Now if there was only a way to see that screen caption again, like on a sports blog or something along those lines…
Pauly:
Only hetero AIDS. Buttpipe AIDS speeds up by his powerful Judeo-Christian lips.
@SSGT Barnes: If it’s not copyrighted, my next band will be “Buttpipe AIDS”. Or my next child. Whatever.
I’m no patent lawyer. Use it as you see fit, and go in peace.
Tebpw’s breath can bring dead baby animals back to life.
Shorty after leading Florida to it’s 3rd national title, Tim Tebow declared he will skip his senior season and ascend directly to heaven. Then Tim was bathed in a blinding white light and vanished.
Tim Tebow would like to thank God, his lord and savior Jesus Christ, the Tooth Fairy, Bigfoot, and the Loch Ness Monster.
circumcisions for everyone!!!
Tim Tebow is the envy of all women. Never before have so many men wanted to fuck one person.
mmm….. tebow….. mmmmmmmmmm!!!!!