Everyone has hated the stupid FOX Sports robot — “Cleatus” — ever since it debuted, and FOX doesn’t get abused for it the way they should. Cleatus has absolutely nothing to do with football, he’s completely irrelevant and the opposite of charming, and from what I can tell he exists primarily so FOX can sell some toys. So Conan O’Brien came up with the idea of Cleatus doing things like humping Pam Oliver and making out with another robot. It’s not quite as awesome as Cleatus murdering and raping the FOX studio crew, but hey, it’s network television. They can only do so much.
For the record, Conan should have shivved Jay Leno and taken over The Tonight Show years ago so I could actually be awake when he does stuff like this. And also because who doesn’t want to see Jay Leno shivved?
(This clip was first noticed by Awful Announcing, but NBC keeps being a bitch and pulling it from YouTube, so it took a while to get it together here)
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“who doesn’t want to see Jay Leno shivved?”
Yet another winning game show concepts, courtesy of Withleather…
For the record, I would very much like to see Leno shivved.
I agree. I too would like to see Leno shivved – with an AIDS knife. Haven’t heard of an AIDS knife?
Well, now you have.
I was hoping PimpBot 5000 was going to shiv Cleatus
Nah, UU, it was down to Preparation H Raymond and the Masturbating Bear but both were preoccupised doing what they do best.
I strongly believe that Pam Oliver gives outstanding head. They should replace that stupid fucking robot with clips of that.
and by “robot” I mean Troy Aikman
I wish is was a murder-suicide with Joe Buck.
The war between man and machine raged on through the 70′s.
Only an idiot would actually get worked up about Cleatus.
And that is where babies come from…..for machines…
@Punch: It wasn’t a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.
These toys were also hurled at predators and defecated upon
I thought by now, wars would be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain by very small robots. Damn you Bush administration!
There was much defecation.
Goddammit people. i’ve been trying to bring attention to this momentous issue for years. no one cares. or everyone is too fat and lazy to do anything about. i started an effing facebook group called blow up the fox football robot in like 1978, before the thing was even around. come on. jesus. i, much like the men and women before me who took up pointless but passionate causes, am fighting for something that no one gives a shit about. i am here. here is now. now is. . . uhhhh. blow the fucking robot up. it is a mockery of humankind and the sport upon which it is based. it must go!!!!
The best part of that clip was when the Eagles smacked the Giants in their goddamn mouths.
No its like what if 100 years from now, all the football players look like that on the football field. Now they would change the little robot guy to a human looking like thing