ESPN HAS ANOTHER LAME POLL FOR YOU
01.16.09
The incomparable Awful Announcing tells us that ESPN rolled out something called The Mt. Rushmore Of Sports. And…I guess people vote on it or something. Whatever keeps Rick Reilly busy, I guess. But anyway, here’s my Mt. Rushmore Of Douchebags from ESPN. What’s your Mt. Rushmore and who would you have on it? Keep in mind that “anal,” “bacon,” and “steamrollers” are not people. I’ll be full of free hints today.
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my Mt. Rushmore would be one of porn stars. On it would be: Tori Wells, Nina Hartley, Jena Jamison and Jewel De’Nyle.
Mt. Rushmore of ESPN Douchebags? Hmmmm…..
My list would look like this:
Chris Berman
Rick Reilly
Mike Greenberg
Chris Berman
I know Berman’s on there twice. He sucks just that much.
Good luck carving Kornheiser’s combover into the rock.
I heard you can take care of a lame poll by taking some Levitra.
Douchebag to be added: Pete Carroll
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We’re still going to have to type out the tags though folks
oh. hell. yes.
If that cocksucker possumfucker Favre makes it then you know the poll is rigged.
kornheiser?
He said something every week that deserves a bullet in the brain. Usually before the game started. I’d tie him up and rape every member of his family with a chopped off gorilla dick and then rub my own across his face until he gave me the best head I’ve ever received from a man. Besides that one time in Nam.
and if you’re wondering, that is the image of jesus on that deer’s asshole and twat.
Did you guys tell Diane to come over here? We need that chick like I need weed to breathe.
leftnut, we’re on the “Devin Harris’ GF” thread this way we aren’t swamping the newer posts and pissing off any withleather regulars. Come on down and join the gayness.
I made it! but it shows that I am logged into filmdrunk
oh well, let the mayhem continue…..step aside people this is a coup, do what we say and no one gets hurt
Kornheiser will be shot if he ever shows his face in Buffalo. Typical that he is from Long Island.
But I can’t think of four people that I like more than bacon.
Corso is the biggest douche on that network. He likes to come off as their “funny” man, but he’s nothing but a fake. As evidenced on an interview with a local radio station in Dallas a few years ago. What an A-hole.
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Chris Fowler is a gigantic douche. No Mt. Douchemore of ESPn’ers would be complete without that fucktard.
Stuart Scott’s fake eye
Berman’s cirrhosis
Salisbury’s cock
Linda Cohn’s rack
I actually get a kick out of kornheiser on pti at least.. but my Mt. Douchemore would not be complete with Mark May, the epitome of biased douchebaggery
Adam Schein from SNY who talks like he has a large cock in his mouth.
Joe Buck. Need I say more?
Susan Waldman – Yankees broadcaster (she could get grudge fucked)
Stephen A. Smith – is everything really about race? And how bout the weakest Pacman interview. Boy, he really stuck it to him
The real Mt. Rushmore of Sports
Larry Merchant
Steve Somers of WFAN in NY. If you listen to him you know.
Charles Barkley
Marv Albert
Al Albert
Marv Albert
Steve Albert
Kenny Albert