01.07.09 ELI MANNING GOT A BIRTHDAY LAP DANCE
Giants quarterback Eli Manning celebrated his 28th birthday last Friday night at swanky Manhattan club Tenjune on annoyingly-hard-to-find Little West 12th Street. Along for the ride were some teammates and his wife Abby, who apparently gets a little frisky after some tequila shots.
After a few rounds of tequila shots, our spy said Eli’s wife, Abby “gave him a special lap dance” while Beyoncé’s hit, “Single Ladies,” blared. “They were trying to hide, but everyone on the dance floor could see them.”
I, for one, disapprove of Page Six’s invasion of Eli and Abby’s privacy. A lap dance is a sacred thing that gets shared between a man and his wife. Or a man and a coke-addled high school dropout. Or a man and a Colombian immigrant with hair extensions. Or a man and another man who looks like a woman. I could go on, but kids and animals are slow to learn how to give a proper lap dance. Or so I’ve heard. From your dad.
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ELI MANNING GOT A BIRTHDAY LAP DANCE
But did he have to slip her a $50 to get the finishing tug off?
Eli got so excited he fired one off wildly, but his wife trapped the spunk against her head.
Ah yes, an alternate meaning to “Giants player shoots all over himself in club”.
They have to spy on him because when reporters ask him questions, Eli’s about it.
“Stepped in Tenjune, Chicks everywhere”
Whats so hard about finding little west 12th?
STK is phenomenal btw
Abby is “beaming” with joy in this picture:
http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/gossip/celebp/20090107_abby/photo03.htm
Whats so hard about finding little west 12th?
That’s no problem. What always freaks me out is the intersection where W. 4th crosses W. 12th. It’s like the universe is folding back onto itself.
The spoils of being the best licker in the world.
Very true Otto, west 4th is a crazy beast
on a related note brady quinn was wondering when he could give eli a lapdance.
Big ups to Eli for marrying a woman who is good-looking, has a great body, wears tops like the one pictured above, and is not afraid to give a lap dance in public. Abby is pushing Lily Allen and Angelina for the Coolest Chick Award.
Least Coolest Chick nominees: Sarah Jessica Parker, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner.
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