Whether or not the allegations are true, Knicks center Eddy Curry will henceforth be known as the guy who got sued by his former driver for gay sexual harassment.  Allegedly, Curry did things like solicit chauffeur David Kuchinsky for gay sex, make Kuchinsky clean up his — for lack of a better word — cum rags, and demean him with a bevy of racist slurs.  Ready for more?  Here we go:

The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky “in the nude,” allegedly telling him, “Look at me, Dave, look” and “Come and touch it, Dave.”

Curry also made Kuchinsky perform “humiliating tasks outside the scope of his employment, such as cleaning up and removing dirty towels [Curry had ejaculated into] so that his wife would not see them,” the Manhattan federal court suit says.

Kuchinsky, who is straight and Jewish, also alleges racial discrimination, saying that Curry hurled slurs at him including “f—ing Jew,” “cracker,” “white slave,” “white devil” and “grandmaster of the KKK.”

And, just for good measure, Kuchinsky also claims Curry pointed a loaded gun at Kuchinsky on two different occasions to keep him from complaining.  Curry denied all of these allegations, which is probably the right thing to do, even if that f—ing Jew cracker IS a white devil.

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