01.13.09 DOWNHILL HOCKEY SKATING LUGE DERBY-X
Well, this is a unique combination of bad ideas. This is a competitive event in which people on hockey skates go down an enlarged bobsled chute in the same manner that you see in snowboard-cross at the Olympics. The announcers seem to be calling it “Red Bull Crash Ice,” but that name sucks. I like “Downhill Hockey Skating Luge Derby-X” way better. That way it reminds you of all the different dangerous sports they’ve combined to make more dangerous. Plus it just rolls right off your tongue.
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DOWNHILL HOCKEY SKATING LUGE DERBY-X
A quick aside - is anyone else getting the “Men’s Leather Thongs” Shopping.com ad? I’m just wondering because, if everyone is, I think the internet is finally working EXACTLY as it’s supposed to.
Excuse me sir, would you mind high fiving me during the middle of your competitive and dangerous downhill ice skating race?
Q: What’s the hardest thing about this sport?!?
A: Telling your father that you’re gay.
Sorry @Brook, I am getting Smuckers Stars on Ice which is equally disturbing in its own right.
They should put them in canoes too.
I keep getting the ad to apply today to be come Eddy Curry’s limo driver.
I’ll confess, if they added Sub-Zero from Running Man (http://www.fearthegooberzilla.com/pics/running02.JPG),
I might watch it, MIGHT WATCH IT…
@torturepoolboy: thank you.
I’d also like to see a gap in the course like Mario Kart Wario Stadium.
Hey catchy tune. If you suck cock.
@SSGT .I heard this tune when I drove Eddy Curry to Laguardia a few weeks ago. Wait, what?
Calumny sir! Curry flies out of Newark.
If they skated down the ramp with a white flag in their hands, it truely would be the perfect french canadian sport.
@SSGT Barnes, Guilty as charged, I must have had another one of my wild daydreams. Hey Eddy Curry! I like you dawg!
@DrunkenEaglesFan You must be an American…
It’s like that movie “Airborne” but with less rollerblades and Seth Green…they should add more Seth Green
That song is fucking horrible
“Airborne” is fucking bad ass. Seth Green with a red jew fro. Shit, that sells itself.
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