I’m in a particularly nasty mood today. Maybe it’s the rain, or the hangover, or the restraining orders, I don’t know. Whatever the case, I’m getting way more pleasure than I have any right to from this kid face-planting and squealing like a stuck pig. Yes, yes! Zoom in on his agony! Now in slo-mo! Again! Slower! Mwahahahaha!
I’m… not a good person. But to be fair, that kid did have his hat on crooked.
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Ahhh….another suburban punk wigger bites the dust. Yes Virginia….there IS a Santa Claus.
I watched this on mute and I could still here the little bastard squeal.
Ah, the hate.
The only thing better than a face plant is the bike humping you for trying something so stupid in the first place.
That truck really needed to be going about 30MPH for this stunt to be crazy good.
That kid, like Ken Griffey Jr, is a disgrace. Goddamn punks with their hats.
At least he got going nice and fast before he ate it.
Any crash you can just get up and walk away from a few seconds later isn’t worth a tear.
Won’t somebody think about his poor lip ring!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the 2008 Ohio State season!
Funny, that was the same sound made when this little douchebag was conceived.
“GODDAMNI…”
*SPLAT*
At least he only got a broken arm out of the deal. His mother has had 15 years of regret.
I’m conflicted: this is a classic faceplant and the complete indifference of the camerman is fantastic; but the kid seems too young for me to really laugh at. I prefer my daredevil wannabe injuries to come from the 14-24 set, preferrably tattooed, shirtless and skateboarding; that way it’s not like I’m laughing at a fellow human, more like an ignorant sub-specie.
HBB 2.0: Well done.
I think he went to the Paul Pierce school of pain tolerance
The slomo is nice, but it ruins the girlie scream.
I hope you feel better
“Yes, yes. The taste of your misery sustains me.”
Got a nice Chewbacca effect in the slow-mo!
If laughing at this is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
I feel like recording my life on video and watching it back in slo-motion, I can not stop laughing. Reminds me of Will Ferrel in Old School, “Your crazy, I like you, but your crazy”!