After seeing this image, I was surprised to learn that Chris Berman has spent the last 30 years working for ESPN, and not drinking Wild Irish Rose and sleeping on a park bench. Although I suppose it could be both.
So what happened here? Did Berman yell at the hair and makeup people, or did he roll straight to the set after leaving Mons Venus at dawn? Or hell, why not both? Seems like “all of the above” is a good answer to any question about what Berman’s doing. Is he under the influence of (a) tequila, (b) illegal Canadian depressants, or (c) food served on a stick? Gotta go (d) all the way.
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Werewolves of Blundin! Natrone Means business! Assorted other grunts!
The Nutrisystem is working wonders…
Berman combed his hair with a stack of syrup covered panckaes. Then he ate the panckes. Because he is fat.
deaux stacks?
He had some fun with leather last night.
Why did they make that one muppet out of leather?
That hair is still 100x better than Kornheiser’s pubic combover.
That left hand is movin!!! Must be his wanking hand.
“Man food” on a stick.
The sweet SportsCenter-studio colorway on the tie compliments the labia above the knot
So unprofessional.
Not pictured: Roy Munson and Randy Quaid
“Did I say I wanted the sauce on the side? Well did I? No, I didn’t! Now quit fucking around and bring me my KFC Famous Bowl!”
I have a friend who went to Brown with Berman. The word on the street is that back in the drug filled college days, Berman used to fund his quaalude habit by working as a male escort for elderly gentlemen. They called him the Chris “Thirsty boy” Berman.
(That’s not actually true, but let’s say it is.)
Is that necktie cut from the SportsCenter logo?
Whoop, whoop.
Take away some of that hair up top and he looks like Detective Jim Brass from CSI
Well Matt, I guess you COULD go (d) all the way if you insist.
Damn my typing skills. That was supposed to look like Bermans over-used td call. My bad.