Comments on: BEING BALL STATE’S KICKER LOOKS FUN

By: TinklinTimmy

TinklinTimmy — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:55:35 +0000

A few things…
1) Her tits are fake.
2) She’s not a model.. she only works at A&F and all employees are called “models”
3) Her tits don’t move, nor bounce. they are hard as rocks.
4) lastly, fakebake..

By: opinioneated

opinioneated — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 03:22:36 +0000

I can totally see her uvula. Nice.

By: The Mitten

The Mitten — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:31:41 +0000

Believe it. She’s the No. 1 A&F model for the company’s clothing line inspired by strippers and meth whores. Mmmmm craaaank.

By: Sex Cannon

Sex Cannon — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:13:09 +0000

I wouldn’t mind getting her Bakian the saddle.

By: Hef

Hef — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:48:57 +0000

So she’s not saving herself for marriage, then? What a whore.

By: Tim was Tim

Tim was Tim — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:23:43 +0000

I have a Boehner right now.
Plus, I’m starting to see why the Northern Colorado State punter got stabbed for his gig.

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:06:01 +0000

Mark Foley and Larry Craig advised Boehner on his skin.

The orange spray-tan contrasts nicely with their spunk.

/if you claim to hate gay people, you’re probably gay

//whereas I love hot lesbians, which makes me a lesbian?

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:45:21 +0000

And Lindsay Lohan

That may be the worst of all. A redhead with a dark tan. OK.

Nah, Boehner is the worst. Did you see his last press conference? It’s the middle of winter in Washington, D.C., and he’s still darker than George Hamilton.

Dude, we get it. You’re gay. Being a conservative Republican was a big enough hint, you don’t have to spray on the Big Gay Al bronzer as well.

By: Zack

Zack — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:36:32 +0000

And Lindsay Lohan

And Barack Obama

/War Machine

By: The Fake Gimel Martinez

The Fake Gimel Martinez — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:33:33 +0000

I love his Halloween costume — there’s a party in his pants!