Comments on: BARRY ZITO MORE TAINTED THAN EVER

By: Bob Loblaw

Bob Loblaw — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:06:20 +0000

Zito was only hanging out with her because that stoner thought she was the guy kid from Who’s the Boss?

At least he’s not fucking Madonna yet.

By: Sex Cannon

Sex Cannon — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 17:51:02 +0000

Kenny, I love the caps. Keep em. That shit cracks me up.

The Giants clubhouse is now instantly filthier than the Cleveland Browns’.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 17:00:35 +0000

Is that Paris’s actual body, or did they photograph a department store mannequin?

I know, I know. Hard to tell the difference unless you can check for sores.

By: Merk

Merk — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:55:39 +0000

+1 WDYA – although i had to use the Google to figure out if deuce was a baseball term too, or if Barry had different ways of bonding with teammates than most.

/the more you know

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:44:43 +0000

“…so he was a little overeager, so I dropped a deuce on him, and he went down.”

“Oh yeah, I’ve done that.”

By: Tim was Tim

Tim was Tim — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:44:29 +0000

Jesus Barry, maybe you should have taken the watch and the oxford off before your start.

By: whowillsexmutombo

whowillsexmutombo — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:44:11 +0000

@Punch:
Fox Broadcasting on line one. They’d like to talk about funding your new game show idea.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:44:09 +0000

Kenny, for the love of God, lay off the all caps. You’re making my fucking eyes bleed.

And, on a related note, maybe it’s time to give decaf a try.

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:27:15 +0000

Which one is the dirty slut?

By: Kenny Shamrock

Kenny Shamrock — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:19:44 +0000

THAT WOULD FUCKING ROCK BALLS IF ZITO GAVE HILTON THE “DIAMOND CUTTER”!