From the littlest blogger to ESPN, everyone in the sports world is trying to take a sports angle on Inauguration Day and Barack Obama’s impending presidency. And it’s times like this that make me want to slap the shit out of sports fans for their selfish and narrow perspective on the world. More than usual, that is.
Yes, Obama plays basketball. Yes, he wants a college football playoff. Is that really so remarkable? Is the elimination of the BCS somehow more important to people than refocusing the war on terror to Afghanistan? Call me a bad fan, but if the president puts sports ahead of the economy, or education, or changing our reliance on fossil fuels, or international affairs, or anything that happens to actually affect our lives in tangible ways, I will be one pissed-off citizen.
I understand the need to write stories relevant to the day’s biggest news (just last week I worked some plane crash jokes into sports stories), but I’d prefer some deference to the issues over trying to shoehorn the frivolity of sports into something momentous, something with real gravity.


Obama is sports-related? That’s laughable. I heard he was a fantasy football draft dodger.
Obama is so happy to be mentioned on WL, that he’s pointing to his name for all to see!
To paraphrase the legendary Bill Shankly: Sports* isn’t a matter of life and death. It’s much more important than that.
*he meant football
Congratulations on your new president. Here’s hoping he does more right than wrong.
@AEVC: You ain’t from around here, are ya?
Yes if he lobbies for the elimination of the BCS when that asteroid hits the Atlantic, i’ll be pissed off, too.
Gon drank
but didn’t you know that as soon as the inauguration is over all our problems will be solved so he can focus on minor things like the BCS.
i just cant wait until the canonization of St Obama is over with and reality hits us again.
Duuuuude…
but has Obama gotten any better at bowling? That is the issue I’m worried about.
“D Wade fucked her, and her, and her, and her, and her, not her, her, her…”
The real question here is…
Are they finally going to put up a basketball rim on the White House garage?
Rim, but no net.
@Brawndo, yes but it will be a bottomless milk crate not an actual rim.
@Brawndo: It’ll be set at 9′, so Biden can dunk and feel like LeBron.
Obama’s voice is eerily similar to The Rock’s.
Being born and raised in Illinois, this is a proud day for me. I fully expect the midwesterner jokes to commence.
see, if McCain was elected, NO ONE would be making sports related articles. Other than lawn-bowling, and baseball, seniors (and senors) LOVE baseball.
I was born in Illinois once… no wait I took a shit in Illinois, same difference right…. *high five*
Aren’t all black people sport related….
Merk, don’t forget shuffle board. Old people playing shuffle board jokes are hi-larious.
This whole inauguration is being covered more closely than the Olympic ceremony. Nice post (rant) though matt.
I’m confused, Uff. Haven’t you always been a pissed-off citizen. I picture you walking the streets of New York dressed like Rambo.
OBAMA ATE MY BABY!!!!! (by baby I mean moderately priced beef taco)
Would it be cool or weird if Obama, when taking the oath with the bible, grabs it and spins it on his index finger like a Harlem Globetrotter?
It would be cool.
Huh… it’s past noon EST. Yet, America has not collapsed into Communism.
Oh wait, there it goes.
Hey ESPN, thanks for carrying the inauguration live. Like I couldn’t see that on every other goddamn channel on TV.
Did anyone catch him kicking the oath of office around like Pele?
Kellen Winslow disagrees with Ufford.
Roberts fucked up the oath. Typical.