Marat Safin delivered a backhand return right into the net judge’s leathery face last night, or yesterday, or whenever it is that Australian Open matches are happening. Why does Australia have to be so far away and backwards and opposite. It’s day here, night there. Winter here, summer there. Cars travel on the right here, left there. I’m straight here, I crave men there. Wait, what?
After the jump, a ball boy suffers a similar fate at the racquet of Juan Martin Del Potro.
[Second vid from Simon on Sports]
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she prefers a cock in her mouth when the balls slap her chin,
That was a she?
She hasn’t seen that much ball action since Bud Collins teabagged her in 1975.
I thought it was the dude that took Wayne, Garth, and Jim Morrison on a vision quest…
When did Michael Moore become a tennis judge?
+1 to everyone thus far…. top notch work fellas.
keep em coming.
except pepper…you can stop
Watch out, in Australia, hitting someone in the face with a tennis ball is a boot-able offense.
I just realized….that’s the most tennis I’ve watched since about 2003.
im willing to bet that was the first time she had balls hitting her in the face.
Merk, are you another asshole who thinks you are the only funny guy here?
I haven’t seen a camera angle that bad since I had to hide in my parents closet to film them bumping uglies.