01.20.09 AWWWW… POOR OKLAHOMA
This isn’t very timely, but it’s funny and cut smartly and not too long, and — most importantly — it makes fun of Oklahoma fans’ pain at losing yet another bowl game.
Plus I just spent the last hour watching the inauguration, and it’s not like that’s a great way to get some heavy-duty writing done. In conclusion, whatever. Sometimes shit gets mailed in. I’ll start trying again… nnnnow. No wait. Not yet. I’m gonna finish this sandwich first. Then maybe clip my fingernails. I’m pretty busy today.

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AWWWW… POOR OKLAHOMA
CAN I HAVE YOUR TOENAILS!?!?!
Oklahoma girl needs something in her mouth to shut her up. Ideas???
The president is a demmycrat!
If I see one more dumbass with that shirt that says
“got 7 we do” I am going to kill someone.
I think I am going to make a shirt in every OTHER Big 12 team color that says “GOT RECRUIT VIOLATIONS…OU DO”
IZ IN YER OVAL OFFICE CHANGIN YER RULZ
Punch: I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!
Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
Yes, and yes…but I have to admit, the way that one girl isn’t crying is a bit of a turn off.
Listen, I consider myself as something of an expert in the field of crying and apologizing, and I can only give Oklahoma girl a C+ at best for her efforts. Where is the stubborn and incredulous insistence that “this has never happened before” and the plaintive entreaties to “just wait a little while”? From the way she’s bawling, you’d have to assume that this sort of thing happens all the time.
Someone…had one too many Busch Light cans prior to the game…
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
And when did Sarah Chalke attend Texas?
Sarah Chalke I thought it was Erin Andrews
I think I liked it better when they were only decent in one sport..hearing the fucking BOOMER SOONER for both football and basketball makes me want to choke a bitch out.
I believe they should be referred to as OklaHOMO from now on
Does anyone have any idea what this bitch is actually freaking out about? “A little poof? I’ll sweep?”
What the hell? Did she queef out some chalk dust?
Tell me more about this sandwich…
@Sex Cannon: If memory serves, whiny Oklahoma bitch set off a fire extinguisher in her sorority house. Subsequently, the rest of the sisterhood was pissed at her. Cue our amusement.
That dumb Alpha Chi did that during finals week. I guess this is why she’s crying, but Texas fans are pathetic. Still crying about being snubbed and barely scraping by “THE Ohio State University?” Texas fans can say all they want about 45-35, but what about that 39-33 loss to Tech?
Yeah I go to OU, yeah I’m bitter, yeah Texas sucks more dick that the Alpha Chi in that video, and yeah come October 17th, 2009. We’ll see what happens.
OOOOOOOklahoma, where the wind makes the team lose big games!
On the plus side, with Bush moving to Texas, Oklahoma is now up to 49th in literacy!
@HBick
:crying:
Also, I think we should make a rule that unless you are a Tech fan you can’t use the 39-33 argument.
/lookingatyouOkyfans
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