Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner is well-known to praise his Lord and Savior every time he opens his mouth, and that’s fine with me. We’re all entitled to our beliefs, and he’s not hurting anyone by giving big ups to God. But I have to admit, this video of Warner drawing what he thinks God looks like is one of the more awkward things I’ve seen in a while. Apparently, Kurt messed up drawing God, so he says it’s Jesus instead, and of course God and Jesus are two different entities, except, uh, the same. And one of those entities looks like Charles Manson on heroin.
Below is an LSUfreek .gif that has made me laugh at least five times today. Huge thanks to flubby at Kissing Suzy Kolber for finding this.



Does the thank Jeebus for making the rest of the AFC West play like lobotomized soccer fans?
God is ManBearPig
Jeff Garcia drew a picture of Judy Garland.
/still laughing at “Nom Nom Nom”
Some say that drawing pictures of God is old-fashioned. If that’s the case, consider me a caveman.
…If they existed.
…Which they didn’t.
Falcons give the best head.
Kurt better pray for a miracle in Charlotte this weekend.
Julius Peppers is his antichrist!
my picture of god would be him all buffed out wearing animal furs riding a unicorn weilding a huge sword and painted on the side of my 1974 vandura,or this could just be a flashback from the last time i was in the city of buffalo.
When I draw God it comes out like a Burton snowboard.
I thought Clapton was God?
I believe in the separation of church and football. Well, football IS my religion, so now I’m confused. Dammit!
In my mind, I like to imagine Jesus as wearing a tuxedo t-shirt cuz it says I’m trying to be formal, but I came here to party. Also, I imagine him as singing lead vocals for a Lynard Skynard angel band with some eagle wings.
My Jesus will kick your Jesus’ ass.
That is the ugliest chick I’ve ever seen
And we’re not discussing his shirt because? From now on in my household, he is Shirt Warner.