It must be so hard for Warren Sapp and Michael Phelps to get all the attention they so desperately crave.  I can see how all the endorsements and TV appearances and paparazzi photos and media blurbs just aren’t quite enough.  Sometimes, you just have to go to a swanky South Beach hotel and have a loud conversation that everyone can hear before taking over the entire pool for a race.

You can watch TMZ’s video (“article” here), but I guarantee you’ll only end up asking yourself, “Why did I just waste that time?”  Doing actual work is more enjoyable than watching this as a diversion from work.

On a side note, more people watched this race in person than the GMAC Bowl last night.