I never thought a skateboarder grostesquely breaking his arm could be so disappointing (NOTE: I’m serious about this being pretty nasty).  Listen, skateboarders.  If you severely injure yourself, you can’t just calmly say “I broke my arm.”  You’ve got to squeal like a stuck pig and cry like the skinny jeans-wearing excuse for a male that you really are.  Otherwise it’s barely worth me watching a fifth or sixth time.

[Don Chavez]