AN NFL FAMILY OF FRONTRUNNERS
01.16.09KSK‘s resident master of Google-Fu Flubby unearthed this video clip of a family where the father is a Ravens fan, the son is an Eagles fan, and Momma the Hut is a Steelers fan. I don’t know if they actually follow these teams, or were simply assigned these franchises based on their relative weight to everyone else in the household, but here it is. It’s a fun little clip, and I was a bit surprised when Christopher Guest wasn’t the name that flashed up during the end credits.
Oh, yeah, I guess they have names, but really, you can probably find all three of these people within ten miles of where you’re sitting right now. Also within ten miles of you: above-average weed and a hand job under ten dollars. You just have to know where to look.
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Where are the carbonite slabs of Flacco, Rongrastname, and that dipshit?
Dollars to donuts that the people in this clip can’t name 5 players from each of their respective teams.
Of course the Durdenites who’ve migrated here can’t either, but I digress.
they also rooted for the Red Sox, Rays and Phillies during last years baseball play-offs
If the son could just find himself a girlfriend with a Cardinals tramp stamp, he’d be in hog heaven (literally).
I came across a momma-the-hut last year at a walmart in upstate New York while picking up a fishing license. No shocker there.
Ufford leaves one day and Appeasy McPushover let’s the entire German Army in. That’s not how the Irish are supposed to act.
A Steelers basketball? Somehow I am not surprised.
Hey this looks like a cool site.
Where’s their son, Emo Bangs in the Fitzgerald jersey?
And by “Where to look” you mean, “All around you, constantly”
If the son looks like the father – here’s hopin the son saves his money for dental upkeep.
I leave for one week and come back to a shitload of jank/unfunny/off-topic comments. What happened?
Ufford leaves one day and Appeasy McPushover let’s the entire German Army in. That’s not how the Irish are supposed to act.
Yes. I flashed the DurdenSignal and they all came running.
Carnie Wilson has really let herself go.
@No Pullout, that was not my momma
It seems to ave cleared out. Did Punte put up some Quality Over Quantity filter or something?
Randall!!
Way to jinx it, Tim.
Toph! I’ve gotta feelin they’re not so friendly here…..
@Tim
My comment about the weed and handjobs made it through so I would have to say no.
Randall, I am stuck in here, with no lube to get out…..HELP ME!!!
Of course the Durdenites who’ve migrated here can’t either, but I digress.
I take offense to that…although I could name you the entire Eagles starting lineup, and give you a little disseratation on who I think are the best 5 recievers of all time are, explain in depth the importance of a double wing formation in high school football and maybe tell you why Brian Dawkins is the greatest man alive.
Just sayin. Some of us durden overflows feel kinda at home over here.
they aren’t……i think we are looking for another home, who knows me just may end up like the Jews and permenantly homeless
am outta here….cheers!!
I can’t stay long -
::hopes the new avi will get her a little nicer welcome::
sigh…
Have you posted your new avi, SupB? Fussy said they won’t allow tittays.
Scientists say Durdenites also less attractive physically, and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use lowbrow expressions like, “Oh, yeah?” and “Come here a minute.”
You can’t go! All the plants are gonna die!
All kidding aside, I say we welcome our former Fat Penguin brethren with open arms and sage advice:
No Fists, firsts, lasts, middles, or whatever the kids are doing these days. At least attempt to be funny. 2 drink minimum.
Who’s gonna clean this place up?
I cant wait till the Steelers win it all, so all the 40whiner fans will stfu with the first to five shit they talk. They dont seem to remember that the curtain won 4 in 6 years.
Yeah those Pesky 49ers fans, the ones who seemingly have bars in every city in America and are constantly talking shit, I hate those guys
Porkpie, we have the gays working on that. Check out the window treatments!
The key to a happy family is not marrying within your division.
NO titties DBA…just me in the Dawkins giving the “HE’S THE MAN” sign
Just a few things: I have been reading this site since it launched, but was also a fan of WWTDD, so coming down on everyone is not fair. Not everyone who is more familiar with that site is going to come to this site and be disrespectful.
On a much lighter note, I have never heard the “Momma the Hut” expression before, but it may be the funniest thing I have heard all day and I will make certain to use it in the future.
And Punch..I am gonna try and not take offense to the “less atractive” comment. Im a blond haired blue eyed 5’8” athletic chickie who happens to LOVE to talk about sports, and would outdrink you and can draw a pretty good diagram of “the perfect blowjob”…
Tits, Ass, and a wealth of sports knowledge…played D-1 softball, just tried out for the KC full girl tackle semi-pro team, with a SLAP tear in my shoulder….try and keep up, darling.
I’d like to refer all our new WWTDD friends to review Deadspin’s Commentist Manifesto, for a rudimentary set of rules on how to comment at With Leather.
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Some of the other longtime readers can help with specific changes tailored to With Leather’s hooker/stripper/rape/alcoholism-centered sense of humor.
DBA and SuperB – I have gone home….
SB,how about describing that perfect b.j. Also, nice “It’s Always Sunny…” avatar from the $100 baby episode.
This is the worst day in Withleather’s history
Johnny- I will try not to take that personally, since you specified “new”.
@SuperB
I…I think I jizzed my pants. Yep, I did.
Thanks UU…I also used to post over here under PRIMETIME2121 before the great WWTDD migration happened.
IM GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH!
I am trying to change the AVI to a real pic of myself, but it is apparently being “approved”
If you want to know about the perfect BJ ask Philly Cheesesteak aka VagrooGuru…that is my boy.
I agree with Upstate….let’s see this diagram!!!
Uhnnnfortunatly (for you not me) he is on a plane RIGHT now coming to collect on a few of those.
Also, Scum…if your gonna talk about the Steelers, I will be forced to come put my EAGLES foot up your beaded curtian ass! Much love, baby!
Emmalee, no offense intended. But the commenting threads at WWTDD and With Leather have virtually no crossover style whatsoever, so I wanted to lend a hand. Especially since I agree that WWTDD is fucking abominable now and I welcome all its refugee commenters with open arms.
UU-Joey,
Brief version is cup the balls, lick and use hand…gently swirl the balls in the mouth…use more hand…suck the head..when the balls tighten..the finger goes up the ass….duck and close eyes to avoid flying object. Laugh, smile wash hands and repeat.
See…having us durdens around can be entertaining!
I’m gonna wager a guess that you guys just don’t cotton to carpetbaggers. And that’s cool. Totally understandable.
What I’d like to know is 1) why the dad in this video looks like a damn jack-o-lantern. and b) if those of us who know how to give great head during the commercial breaks so *we* don’t miss any of the game should bother sticking around? ok, thanks for playing…
Johnny- I do understand that even though the sites are on the same server/network, they are very different. My sincere apologies. I feel I took that the wrong way. Thank you for clearing it up, though.
SuperB, I agree that was entertaining. I wasnt going to root for the Eagles this weekend but after that last post…GO EAGLES!!!
thanks SuperB, you should change your user name to SuperB.J.
“$10 BlowJob” is SuperB’s handle over at Durden.
/GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
DirtyDiane: I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to ask for verification of this “head during commercials” activity before I just go ahead and blindly accept you and your cohorts. I have principles, you know.
Enrico < Zombie…YAY..I feel like im at home already!
I’m confused, are people asking SuperB how to give a blowjob or how she gives a blowjob? Are we going to be tested on this?
Johhny D: I’d be happy to have my ex verify said statement for you. Sadly, he’s dead and buried. The bastard just would NOT. SHUT. UP. during games. “What’s John Madden mean by out-route?” and so on and so on with the stupid questions. So I had to shank him.
UU, I got your Stripes reference.
Well played.
My worst fears have been realized… only lesbians know how to give perfect blowjobs
What I miss?
Best part is the dad being a huge Ravens fan. That means he didn’t have a favorite team up until 1995. He looks like he’s way past 40 so that means he didn’t like football as a kid. Making him a complete loser.
I could understand the kid liking the Ravens, they were “born” around the same time.
They probably all live in Detroit too.