The Caps’ Alexander Semin [hee hee! -Ed.] positively lost his mind while fighting the Rangers’ Marc Staal this weekend. Hockey video of the year. Hands down.
MONDAY SUCK-OFF: PENNINGTON VS T-JACK
REMEMBER THIS GUY? HE GREW MAN-BOOBS
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Hockey is a manly sport, I swear!
“YOU BRUTE! YOU BRUTE! YOU BRUTE! YOU BRUTE!”
::begins to cry::
Was he fighting or drumming?
/air-drums YYZ
doesn’t semin usually come after a beating?
I’m gonna have my big brother beat you up, you bully!
Hamma fist elbow, Bam-Bam! Bam-bam, bam-bam, hamma fist elbow!
Hockey video of the year meaning the last 4 days?
I hope someday I’ll be sitting around taking pulls from my flask telling my grandkids, “Lemme tell you something, you kids, you’re all a bunch a goddamned sissies. Back in my day, a bully pushed you around, ya dint go to no psychologist. Ya just dyed your hair black, started wearin’ a trenchcoat, maybe got a couple a piercings. Then one day, you showed up with a couple a pipe bombs, and daddy’s Tec-9, and you shot the bully, plus a bunch a other kids, maybe a couple teachers, just for shits and giggles. Then you put the gun in your mouth, make sure the cops couldn’t take you alive, and leave ‘em a note written entirely in Marilyn Manson lyrics. Those were the days you little faggots
Hockey would be more interesting if instead of a “penalty box” they had a frozen “penalty pole” where you had to stick your tongue for two minutes.
/I got your “penalty pole” right here, buddy (points to crotch).
I bet this guy thought he could lick Semin.
I’MMA COME ATCHA LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY!
Q: What’s long, hard, and full of Semin?
A: Elisha Cuthbert.
Semin sprayed (punches) all over that guy’s face.
all i can say is that was so gay that half the yankees went and tried out for the rangers.
It’s pretty funny, but dude was laying on the ice defenseless at that point. Let’s say he punched his head into the ice a couple of times and dude was knocked unconcious or even died from the blows to the head, then we are saying Semin is a monster, an animal, send him to jail. Like I said, it’s funny, but I don’t think its worth piling on the guy for why he started to hit like that. Yes he could be a horrible fighter, but maybe he wanted play hockey the rest of his life and not be banned from the league or in a prison.