Cry! Cry little piggy!
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA **BREATH** HAHAHAHAHA"
That’s SOME pig!
Mmmmm, corn syrup.
Man, this is gonna take an EXTRA box of doughnuts to get through this one. Stupid Florida. Stupid Football.
When they showed this chick on the screen last night the first thing that popped into my head was “Thats gonna be on the front page of With Leather”
I knew this broad(heh-heh get it?) would be all over the place by morning.
Jason White has really let himself go.
I didn’t know that “Mount Steelers Fan” went to OU. Don’t worry, there are enough ribs for everyone, fatso.
Tears, or jelly osmosis?
Seriously though, every time I see an Indian cry I feel guilty about littering.
Just when the Tim Tebow suck-off had driven me to the edge (“That’s an unsportsmanlike penalty on Tebow, but it’s not his fault, he’s just retaliating. They always call it on the second guy.” — no it’s not, he’s a douchefuck.) fatty came on the screen and made my night.
It puts the lotion in the basket…..
After that halftime rendition of “Tommy,” she deserves to cry.
Hey, marching bands! They made music after 1970!
Why do Chokelahoma and Ohio St fans get upset when they lose bowl games? They’ve GOT to know they’re going to lose…the rest of America certainly does.
I think someone just told her the concession stands close at the end of the 3rd quarter
Who splooged on that girl’s face?
How do you make OU cookies?
Put ‘em in a big bowl and beat them for three hours!
Why does Bob Stoops eat his cereal on a plate?
Because if he put them in a bowl he would lose them.
@Philly: Charlotte’s Web? Way to raise the level of discourse!
/sips tea (pinky raised)
He was upset cuz the band was promised free pizza if OU won.
That’s a he?
Moving on from that though, keep in mind that the fatties are in the band. Emphasis on fatties, because who doesn’t like laughing at fatties?
I will say this, Florida played great last night, yeah it sucks being a sooner, but no one can say that Oklahoma doesn’t play defense, who would of thought it’d be 0-0 at the end of the first quarter. Not I, and by the way, Norman was a fucked up place to be last night.
Whoops! “confused look” Well, all fatties look the same to me.
i think she realised that a ou win was her one shot at getting laid before leaving college
Holy Shit, this girl went to my high school and I was in band with her. Over 9000 laughs are laughs are about to be had. God, after a depressing moment like this how can there be enough food where she lives to conquer all this depression?!