Montgomery police arrested 10 people in a prostitution sting, and 28-year-old Leslie Parker, seen here supporting Nick Saban’s Sugar Bowl-bound Crimson Tide, was one of seven women arrested. I think I speak for everyone when I say RAWR!
For your viewing pleasure, the Montgomery Adviser has compiled a photo gallery of the mug shots, and let’s just say that your average small-city Alabama hooker is a much different breed than the high-priced Vegas call girl. Or so I would imagine. It’s not like I’ve strangled one to get off before. Ha ha. No, I’m not sweating. You’re sweating. What am I, on trial?
I am? Oh. I guess that explains the 12 strangers in the box over there.
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No one fucks with the Fucking Motherfucker!!
Seriously. Nobody fucks me any more. I’m so lonely.
Ape?
And big props to the Advertiser for giving everyone’s real address. I’ll make it much easier for them to prostitute themselves in the future.
I’m going to give a definite maybe to Ms. Bebee Detamphnyranh.
She would have definitely been a Queen of the Stone Age.
In Montgomery she is a solid 8. Trust me.
I wouldn’t even let her pay me to have sex with her.
Also, what’s the chances that is a #69 jersey?
Would I pay her? Too late. Got half and half for the tidy sum of 5 whole dollars.
Yes, I realize that is quite the sum to command.
Anybody else notice the third mugshot was an Asian chick? I hope she speaks with a mixed southern drawl/Chinese accent. “Hey y’arr, ahl yah rookin’ fol a date?”
I’ve always wondered what Molly Ringwald was up to.
Wasn’t she in Single White Female?
Is this the whore that ruined Mike Price’s career?
Is that Simply Red or the one dude from Color Me Badd?