12.11.08 WELL THAT’S A PRETTY GOOD ARGUMENT
When word came out that Michael Phelps was dating some no-name Vegas cocktail waitress named Caroline Pal (aka “Caz”) — pictures here and here — a lot of people who don’t have Vegas cocktail waitress girlfriends were pretty critical of Phelps. Having never had a Vegas cocktail waitress girlfriend before, they assumed that a guy who won 8 gold medals at a single Olympics should be dating someone else.
Maybe those people are right, I don’t know. But Phelps made a pretty compelling couterpoint when Caz and her stupendous cleavage joined him at LAX yesterday (full gallery at WWTDD). It’s one of life’s great mysteries: if you were an Olympic hero with your pick of women, do you choose some Hollywood starlet with a publicist and jobs that have her make out with other actors, or do you go with the tattooed Asian chick with big jugs in Vegas? It’s like Six Flags for my imagination.
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WELL THAT’S A PRETTY GOOD ARGUMENT
you know, for a brother site, the guy at WWTDD really needs to check out your site more often so he knows what the fuck, and who the fuck he’s posting on his site.
8 Gold Medals, 2 Golden Yabbos.
Well at least he won’t drown
I know he’s good at the breast-stroke but how is he at motor-boating?
If he wanted Ava Devine I’m sure he could’ve gotten her…
If I was in his position, why couldn’t I have both?
I think it’s nice that Caz would sleep with a retard.
I think it’s nice that 2 retards found each other.
GOLDEN GLOBES something something!
/Boobs….too….big…joke..too….difficult
ps, do you guys think those babies are real? Because I have my doubts…
Coming back to the USA with 8 gold medals and still not being able to do better than that mildly busted, fake titted gutter skank coupled with the insult of Sports Illustrated using photoshop to shrink your horse head down to a somewhat human size is like the one-two punch of letting someone know they’re ugly as fuck.
“So, your name is Caz, huh?”
“FI DORRERS!!”
“Wow–my soulmate!”
You know that’s a different chick right?
Does it matter?
That’s definitely the same chick. Great cans too. I’m sure they’re Shango, its common for asian ladies to have large ample breasts, right guys? Right?…..
BAM!
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