We pick the winners for the biggest games each Friday. And then we drive home drunk with our seatbelts off. Home team in ALL CAPS.

SATURDAY: No. 19 GEORGETOWN over No. 17 Memphis. College basketball in December! In other words…preseason! Wake me up when the league tourneys start.

New Orleans over BOSTON. Yes, I picked an NBA game, and I really like (checks newspaper) the Hornets. I nailed the first two NBA games I picked! Did I nail it again? I NAILED IT YET AGAIN, DIDN’T I?!

SUNDAY: ATLANTA over Tampa Bay. The success of the NFC South has been the story of the NFL this year. That and the white guy truckin’ fools in the 404.

NY Giants over DALLAS. Tom Coughlin was nearly fired! FIRED, I SAY! And now his team is poised for a repeat, and this is after personnel losses stemming from retirement, injury, and self-inflicted handgun wounds! Awesome!