The United Football League (UFL) plans to begin its first season in August of next season, even though the league has yet to decide which cities will host its six teams. Previously, the biggest news the UFL made was when its commissioner said he would welcome Michael Vick into the league.
Now the UFL has unveiled its new logo, a blue and green shield with a football enjoined with a star. Yep. Definitely a football and a star. Well, maybe if I squint a little and use my imagination, I can see a clam eating a starfish. But definitely not anything else. Nosirree. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to watch this unrelated video loop of pistons churning, trains entering tunnels, and Georgia O’Keeffe paintings.
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Ooohhh I hope they use clever nicknames instead of last names on their jerseys!
(two “f”s in O’Keeffe, artboy)
That clam has no beard.
If there’s grass on the field… screw a football.
I get it, it looks like a star fucking a football. Is that as entertaining as two monkeys?
Ooh, a shield with a football and a star. I wonder how much they paid their marketing company to change the colors on the NFL logo.
Psychiatrist: (holds up Rorschach Inkblot Test) What do you see?
Matt: A penis entering a vagina.
Psychiatrist: (holds up a photo of the Solar System) And what does this one make you think of?
Matt: Intercourse.
Psychiatrist: Interesting.
Seeing that football get fucked is way hotter than the WNBA’s “Strap-on-penetrating-a-net” logo.
UFL logo > “You look like a retard humping a football”
UFIA-L?
Give me an S! Give me an E! Give me an X! What’s that spell? SEX! What’s that mean? SCORE! SCORE! SCORE!
Well that’s nice. Hey, it’s lunchtime! Who’s up for tacos?
Actually, to be serious, maybe they will revolutionize the game somehow… maybe using a ball that accurately marks it’s position on the field. I would think that these minor leagues would be perfect testing grounds for tech that could improve the NFL.
first a sexy logo, next no player code of conduct or drug testing. there is no ‘off’ on the genius switch.
Maybe next they’ll add trampolines to the field. Eat that, slamball!
In a few months, bloggers will start using the phrase “Epic UFL” to describe idiots.
I anxiously await the first dumbass high schooler to declare for the UFL
It looks like a star (not Jones) is ejaculating into Pac-Man’s (not Jones) mouth.
Vince McMahon must be behind this.
so that’s why I have been vigorously masturbating to this logo.