TODAY’S SPORTS-RELATED MURDERS
12.09.08
All right, time for a couple of heart-warming stories about murder. First up, it’s Marisha Jeter, the high school cheerleader who was murdered after she supposedly slept with a married man (via SbB).
Investigators said that Thompson stabbed 16-year-old Marisha Jeter to death while his wife, Yolanda Thompson, held the girl down. The Thompsons are accused of then throwing Jeter’s body in the Broad River and burning her car…
According to investigators, Pernell Thompson had a relationship with Jeter while he was married to Yolanda Thompson. He killed Jeter to prove his love to his wife, prosecutors said.
Sounds reasonable. In other uplifting news, an Oakland man was found guilty of first-degree murder for shooting a high school football player who had gotten into an argument with his sister over a television remote control (via BC).
So, uh, not exactly a cheerful day. That’s why I’m borrowing a page from Breaking Bad News With Baby Animals. Sure, innocent teens were cut down in the prime of life, but on the other hand, kittens! Yay!

He killed a cheerleader to prove he loved his wife?
Shit, I need to rethink what I’m getting the wife for Christmas now.
I often masturbate to cheerleaders to prove my love for masturbating.
here’s another feel good story
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Shit, Matt, I figured you would have learned your lesson about publishing photos of young pussy on your site after the whole Allison Stokke debacle.
Single black male into sports and grand romantic gestures seeks strong woman who doesn’t mind getting her hands dirty. You enjoy excursions to quiet, out of the way places and setting fire to cars. GSOH a must, as is an ability to keep yo’ fucking mouth shut.
Silly hicks, cheerleaders are for fucking and wives are for killin’
I normally climax inside cheerleaders after killing them.
If there was a line Enrico crossed it, Yikes!
@Readykilowatt I don’t know many hicks named Yolanda and Pernell