As noted earlier this week at With Leather, Shelden Williams married WNBA star Candace Parker, and we had the good taste not to bring up the mental image of a zombie lookalike and a muscular Amazon getting it on with a third party. Not Michael Wilbon, though. For some reason on yesterday’s “Pardon the Interruption,” Wilbon’s idea of marital advice was to suggest a threesome for the newlyweds.
And yeah, technically, threesomes do keep it interesting. But it’s really only kosher to bring it up in casual conversation when you’re talking about me and two girls. It’s not the sort of thing you want to hear from Wilbon. It’s about as sexy as listening to your parents do it.


Wilborn suggested another dude.
The ol’ Chinese Finger Trap.
good luck…I can barely get my wife to do a twosome once in awhile
I had a threesome with those two. Sheldon just lays there.
Wilbon only enjoys white chicks with fat asses.
Even money says Wilbon gets a “vacation” today, and that’s why he threw that line out there in the first place. Yet Ufford’s been doing that for years, and it hasn’t worked.
What if the 3rd member (har!) of the threesome were Verne Troyer???
/beating off
//done
///weeping softly