12.19.08 THE COLTS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS
GRRRRR DIAMOND EARRINGS!!!
The Colts and Jaguars produced a solid game for Thursday night football on the NFL Network, or at least that’s what I’ve been led to believe from the highlights and game recap since my cable provider doesn’t offer 
the NFL Network. The Colts, led by a razor-sharp Peyton Manning and a few clutch defensive plays, notched their sixth come-from-behind win of the season, their seventh consecutive playoff berth, and their eighth straight victory overall with last night’s 31-24 triumph in Jacksonville.
The Jaguars, bolstered emotionally by the return of paralyzed tackle Richard Collier as an honorary captain, led throughout the game until the fourth quarter. That’s when Manning’s efficiency — he completed his first 17 passes, and 29 of 34 for 364 yards and 3 TDs overall — finally caught up with the Jags and resulted in a 24-all tie. From there, the deciding factors was the Colts D: a David Garrard pick-6 gave the Colts the lead; then, with the Jaguars threatening to tie the game, Dwight Freeney sacked Garrard to end the game.
I just realized I wrote two whole paragraphs that didn’t make fun of anyone and were more or less cohesive. Gah. What the hell’s wrong with me? This is why I hate game recaps. Can’t I just call Dallas Clark’s goatee a “prison pussy” and move on to the next story?
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THE COLTS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS
When asked how happy he was about going back to the playoffs, James Dungy said nothing. Because he’s dead. And he’s got a dick in his mouth.
I fretted over starting Rhodes last night. My fears were unfounded, as my Peyton/Dominic combo netted me 44. However, their clinch may hurt me if I make it to the championship game. Stupid late fantasy playoffs.
The Jags played inspired by Richard Collier until they collapsed in the fourth quarter like a guy getting shot.
Hey, Dallas Clark is not only my home boy in real life, he’s my neighbor! Well, sort of. He lives down the road a mile or so here in Indy. I wish I could say “COLTS ROCK”, but I can’t. The defense couldn’t even stop Collier with road spikes knocking his gimp mobile out of commission. But in true form, they put on one HELL of a fucking game. Peyton and Dungy (this part I CAN say)…ROCK! GO COLTS! !
my cable provider doesn’t offer the NFL Network.
Mine neither, so I use this:
http://atdhe.net/
Works pretty nicely.
of course, you can also watch it on your computer at nfl.com Better than nothing. Fucking networks and their god damn money sucking shit whores. Watch, eventually every fucking NFL TEAM will have thier own network and we’ll have to subscribe to each of them. It’s the beginning of the end I tells ya! !
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