Are you a die-hard fan who likes to show off that he idolizes another man by wearing a pro athlete’s replica jersey? Are you constantly disappointed that some women will still accidentally make eye contact with you when you wear the jersey? Well, good news! Now you can get Star Wars-themed sports jerseys!
Fans are sure to be impressed with the quality and attention to detail [and gayness - Ed.] Drew Pearson has lavished on their latest Star Wars sports accessory. Made of pique mesh, the “flaming Vader” graphics are embroidered twill appliqués in the classic red and black Sith colors. Both sleeves feature “Sith League” appliqués as well, set off by metal studs.
Oh good. People who idolize the Star Wars franchise are known sports enthusiasts, renowned for their love of going outdoors and participating in team athletics. Why, you can’t go three feet at Comic-Con without bumping into a star high school quarterback dressed like a Wookie. **Sigh** Girls are such suckers for guys with The Force.
[Basketbawful via Fan IQ]
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Sheep in Wolves’ clothing.
those jerseys are pussy bait. no woman can say no to a man in a Star Wars hockey jersey.
Get laid you will not.
Why do I have a feeling anyone wearing one of these would have to use
theforce to have sex with a woman?>>>People who idolize the Star Wars franchise are known sports enthusiasts, renowned for their love of going outdoors and participating in team athletics.<<<
When was the last time you saw a guy in another man’s jersey that was actually participating in team athletics? Star Wars fans and tailgaters have the same body type.
THE BEST WAY TO NEVER HAVE SEX, EVER
Get Married? Am I right fellas? High Five?
/no no.. get the left hand, the other one is, uhh, tender
+6 parsecs to DEF.
@Merk: “tender” = “sticky” or “hairy”?
@Merk – Add knocking her up as well. Not getting laid after marriage with a dash of not wanting to poke your firstborn in the head with your ding dong.
They called ‘em “‘flaming Vader’ graphics”? Even the bastards selling this shit are patronizing the people that’d buy it.
Never date a woman that has gone over to the Dark Side.
The Vader graphics aren’t the only thing “flaming” about these get-ups, amiright? Guys? Guys?
saw a guy wearing the yoda jersey while i was at the bar sunday to watch nfl sunday ticket,.. they’re pretty gay