The Beckhams spent much of the Thanksgiving holiday with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in New York, as David and Victoria joined Xenu Christ for Katie’s play “All My Sons” on Wednesday night, then I guess they did the Macy’s parade with their kids the next day, then there were carriage rides and dinners at Nobu and blah blah blah.

There are at least a million more pictures of them over a three-day span, but I’m limiting it to just these because all the others have their kids in them, and looking at the depressed faces of kids harrassed by papparazzi is a little too depressing, even for me.  And I’m the kind of guy who watches Leaving Las Vegas and says, “Yeah, that guy really knew how to live.”  The one exception I made was this one, just because we all deserve to see a Midwestern tourist in a Golden Retriever fleece from time to time.