12.01.08 SYLVIE VAN DER VAART LOOKS OKAY
For God only knows what inexplicable reason, Sylvie van der Vaart has never appeared on With Leather before. The Dutch model married Real Madrid midfielder Rafael van der Vaart in 2005, and there’s no reason you’d really know about her unless you follow Dutch soccer gossip or keep up to speed on The Spoiler’s list of WAGs.
Anyhoo, she went to the Bambi Awards this weekend, and holy hell she looked… okay. I was under the impression that women with big hair and leopard print dresses and big gold medallions might look like trashy strippers, but no, apparently they do not. So ladies, go on out and get yourself a leopard print dress and make your hair as big as possible. You’re gonna look great, as long as you’re blonde and Dutch and physically perfect in every way. That’s most of you, right?
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SYLVIE VAN DER VAART LOOKS OKAY
I dont know wether to spank the monkey or decapitating her to keep her from eating my brain.
No this is a soccer post I can get behind.
And by get behind I mean… (High Five!)
She also looks like she could be broken in half by a gust of wind.
or my cock
Sorta reminds me of Jenna Jameson - only without the inflataboobs, and the sense that penetrating her would feel a lot like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
SYLVIE VAN DER VAART: I’ve got those Bambi awards to go to tonight. I’m thinking of wearing that outfit I bought at Forever 21.
RAFAEL VAN DER VAART (looks up from bong): The really trashy one? Sure, babe, whatever.
SYLVIE VAN DER VAART: Are you coming with me?
RAFAEL VAN DER VAART: No, coach is insisting that I save my energy for our trip to Man City next week.
SYLVIE VAN DER VAART: Have you seen my stripper heels?
RAFAEL VAN DER VAART: Last I saw the midget was wearing them. Check behind the headboard.
Van Houten >>>>> Van Der Vaart
So the Dutch Oven would just be the Oven then?
Leave it to those homos from Madrid to ugly up a perfectly Nordic looking woman.
Serena van der Woodeson>>>>Van Houten>>>>>Van Der Waart
Yeah I watch Gossip Girl Fuck you.
Ah, 80’s porn. This is like a wank down memory lane.
traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany
I would go back to Iraq if the broads looked anything even close to that. Seriously.
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