STYLEZ G. WHITE > CHAD OCHO CINCO
12.16.08
In yesterday afternoon’s hottest blog news, Buccaneers defensive end Greg White officially changed his name to Stylez G. White, thus relegating Chad Ocho Cinco’s exercise in Spanglish to second place on the year-end list of great NFL name changes. What was White’s reasoning?
“You can always remember Stylez White,” White said. “Greg White, nobody knows Greg White.”
Even better, the inspiration came from the Teen Wolf character Rupert “Stiles” Stilinski.
“That was his best friend’s name,’’ White said. “I always liked that name. It’s not that I don’t like Greg White.’’
I don’t know how I feel about this. The decision to name yourself after a character from a Michael J. Fox movie just seems kinda… shaky. What? Did I say something wrong? [via The Sporting Blog]

Raymond “Luxury” Yacht
Greg, you know who people do remember? Reggie White. Want to know why? Because he was fucking good.
Also Teen Wolf is a cinematic masterpiece, fuck Citizen Kane.
Through the first 30 seconds of that trailer, I thought it was a Parkinson’s PSA.
His wife has also changed her name…..to Boof.
Lycanthropy >> Parkinson’s
Hey, how come Teen Wolf never went out for the football team? He probably would have made a pretty good strong safety, and what blocking back would have been crazy enough to try to contend with his “entrails-slash” maneuver when he blitzed?
Many people look back at Family Ties as Fox’s best work, but in truth, I found his performance in Spin City to be more nuanced, and ultimately, rewarding.
“Dammit, I want Steady-Cam for this shot!!! Oh, sorry Mike.”
Unfortunately, the name “Coach Finstock” G. White was already taken.
that’s an awesome “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” reference on the jersey.
I’m guessing you’re under 20, Cheesesteak.
Cheesecake, Stiles Stalinsky (from Teen Wokf) actually wore that shirt first. Not Mac
Alan Stokke 1:03–well said, sir.
expect the sports guy to deliver 10,000 words on which athletes should change their name to 80′s movie characters.